Horror Horoscope: 18th May to 24th May
It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
‘No good deed goes unpunished,’ and that couldn’t ring more true for you this week. You try to do something nice for your family, travel all the way to do it, only to find yourself in a place haunted by ghosts and witches. If you knew about it beforehand, you would have carried some protection. But now you must rely on the tidbits of information you have about hauntings and protect yourself. Also, you have a work deadline coming up, too. At this point, the hauntings are much easier than dealing with an irate boss.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Instead of going on vacation, you decide to go on a nostalgia trip. It’s the place where you either met your partner or felt happy and safe. Now that the location is anything but safe. There are ashes floating in the air, which cannot be good for your health in the long run. The population has reduced, and most of them look identical. There are also monstrous entities, but they could just be your imagination. You may just barely make it out of there alive.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
It may not be mosquito and allergy season, but you have an unexplained itch that is driving you mad. Creams and ointments yield no results. You become obsessed with trying to figure out how to stop this itch, all the while scratching your skin. Eventually, a simple remedy fixes this, but by that time, you’ve damaged your skin with experiments. At least the itching stopped?
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
This week, you will find an opportunity for a trade and make a lot of money. This will inevitably make you greedy. When you finally run out of inventory, your greed will push you to seek illegal methods to keep running your business. You may find this a successful endeavour until you get caught and prosecuted. The money that you made will go towards legal fees.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
This isn’t a good week to adopt pets. You are more likely to pick a pet that looks docile but was illegally brought into the country and hasn’t been trained properly. You will invite your friends and introduce your pet, only for things to go wrong really quickly. Your pet gets rabid, your friends are attacked, and of course, your cellphones are not working.
Luckily, you manage to hide from the pet in a swimming pool because they don’t know how to swim. Your skin may get pruney but at least you don’t get bitten.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
You’ve never believed in ghosts or the afterlife. This week, you will see when things go wrong, and a ghost ends up helping you. The ghost may be a family member or someone else you know who really likes you. But this opens a doorway for evil ghosts to come too, who begin to haunt you. Luckily, the friendly ghost will help you get rid of them. Keep your mind open this week and let the friendly ghost in.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
Looking for solitude, you end up getting yourself in a bit of trouble when you choose to live near the woods. The woods are where the wildlife is. But that’s not even the worst part. Of all the locations, you chose the one place near the woods where monsters live. Without technology and support (because you chose solitude, remember?), you must deal with this crisis all on your own. Also, there’s a storm coming to make things harder to deal with.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
This week, you and someone you don’t like will be stranded in an isolated place. It could be the elevator, but it is more likely to be an island where no one lives. It’s just you and your nemesis, trying to feed yourself and build a shelter. But both of you don’t want to work together, arguments erupt and things escalate to violence. Luckily, you have more survival skills than your nemesis and manage to survive the ordeal.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
You’ve never used public transport before, but this week you will. It will be a harrowing experience, not because of the unruly commuters. More like, you're getting lost in the subway tunnels that lead to nowhere. Plus, there are weird people who show up, and a bunch of strange rules written on the walls. You will be roaming around in circles before you finally find an exit. This may be the last time you use public transport.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
You and your friends may find an antique that looks like a musical instrument. The minute you or your friends play it, things go wrong. But not because you fall sick because of the ancient dust. More like it turned out to be an instrument that attracts death. All of you must scramble to figure out how to solve the curse before it claims you. However, this curse can only be transferred and not beaten, so you will all draw straws to see who should be the scapegoat. You may lose.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Things have not been going your way, but luckily, you find a weird shop that sells wishing willows. You buy one, use it, and instead of money, ask for your crush to love you. Things go horribly wrong because you didn’t read the fine print. The partner does love you, but it’s more clinginess than anything. They also keep stalking you, and you don’t get a moment of privacy. It’s too late to take back the wish, and you may end up broke trying to sustain your partner’s weird lifestyle.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
You will be invited to a dinner party with an acquaintance. It is an awkward dinner, but things will get bizarre when, at one point, everyone simply freezes. You will be the only one able to move and eat while the others are motionless. Two choices are presented to you. Either finish your meal and leave, or try to figure out how to help the frozen people. You have high chances of survival if you simply eat what you like and leave.
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