Horror Horoscope--June 8th to June 14th

 

It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.

Aries: March 21 – April 19

As much as you like to mind your own business, this week, you will get caught up in the affairs of people close to you. You will be pulled into uncomfortable positions where you have to choose sides and stand in support of them. Luckily, an entity in your closet will help you cope with these issues. In fact, they will interfere a bit too much. Soon enough, you will wish you had never owned a closet. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

It’s fun to travel to other countries and learn about other people’s cultures. However, if you are traveling with a child, chances are pretty good that they will literally absorb a new culture. While at first it seems innocent, soon enough you will find yourself involved with this child who didn’t absorb the local culture but a supernatural one that is hard to get rid of. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

There’s something about darkness that creeps you out. That’s why you always sleep with the lights on. However, your night light will give out and you will find that there is someone in the darkness, a creepy figure that gives you the jitters. Your flashlight may give you some company and also save your life when you notice the figure disappears in bright light. You will survive this if you remember to keep batteries near you at all times. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

It’s never fun being sent to live at someone else’s house, but you try to make do. Until you can’t. As it turns out, the house is haunted, but not by ghosts. Dark secrets lie in every corner, and the very people who take care of the house are behind the vicious occurrences in the house. You can make it out alive if you learn to mind your own business. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

Exhausted by life’s usual challenges, you don’t bother to help when you see someone in trouble. You look away. And that’s when the trouble begins. The person whose life you did not save is after you. They hold you responsible for what happened to them. Apologies give little benefit in this case. You must make amends by helping their loved ones who were left behind. 

 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You will face computer problems this week. Instead of virus and malware attacks, be prepared for your beloved gadget to be possessed by ghosts. Yes, plural. These ghosts will pull you into isolation. You will no longer feel like socializing or posting anything online. All you’ll want to do is be all by yourself. At first, you will feel less pressure to have a relevant online presence, but soon enough, you will miss the validation that the ghosts fail to provide. Eventually, you will decide to call for help to get rid of the ghosts, but it will be a challenging feat. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

You yearn for a bedtime story because you’ve been having trouble sleeping. Your parents will come over and read you a story. At first, it seems nice and soothing. Then you will realize you don’t live with your parents anymore. Also, you don’t want to be read a children’s bedtime story. So who are these people coming into your bedroom and reading you storybooks? Ghosts, of course. Congratulations on your first haunting. The ghosts are bound to linger for quite a long time. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

An unexpected storm hits during your regular errand run. Having no choice, you decide to approach a creepy-looking mansion for shelter. While you are allowed in, you can’t help but notice that the family seems eccentric and the butler is big and has a hunchback, and yes, he groans a lot instead of talking. The mansion is clearly not safe for a human. But here you are. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

Get-togethers can be fun. And dangerous. Especially if it’s a high school reunion and someone in your friend group bullied someone in the past. The victim will make sure this reunion is your last. If only you had extended the invitation to past bullied victims, maybe they wouldn’t have felt left out and decided to ruin your party. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

Someone you know goes missing this week. It is a loved one whose disappearance shocks and mystifies you. It’s not like they got lost in a supermarket aisle. They got lost in your apartment. Your new apartment is weird and is more like a wacky maze, but that was appealing to you when you bought it. Now not so much. Eventually, you will realize the apartment had some dark secrets, and your loved one is trapped because of it. The real estate agent isn’t going to take your call, but an occultist might. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

Your parents will disappear for a bit this week. You will be living with them when, in the middle of the night, you will wake up and find them gone. But that’s not the peculiar part. For some reason, the house looks like it is dissolving. With you in it. There is no exit, of course. You’ll think you’re dreaming and pinch yourself. You’re not dreaming. You will also end up with bruises because of all the pinching. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

Business is on the lower side this week. You will pick a side hustle that may not exactly be legal, but when has that stopped you? The side hustle will lead to performing more criminal activities, after which you will be caught, and your business will be closed down. But you will have a roof over your head and get regular meals in prison.