Horror Horoscope 29th September to 5th October
Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope – where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist.
Let’s see what terrifying twists the stars have in store for you this week.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
You’ve been used to getting importance all the time, to the point that you have begun to gloat about it. An added responsibility will challenge your skills and make you question whether you are actually as skilled and intelligent as you thought you were. The answer will make you more humble.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
You and a family member will go through a challenging incident together in a secluded location. You are there because of another family member who invited you and then didn’t even show up, leaving you to deal with an acrimonious family member and their resentment towards you. Your fun vacation just turned into a therapy session without a therapist.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
You’re living a nice, quiet life, away from the hustle and bustle of the city. But soon that peace is disturbed by a new neighbor who isn’t as friendly as he seems. In fact, he is hellbent on disturbing your peace and making sure you are miserable. Also, that neighbor is someone from your past, and you wronged him. Turns out it is not a good idea to mess up and then escape to secluded houses to hide.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Eager to make new friends, you quickly accept strangers into your life without doing at least a brief background check. You believe everything they say and even accept an invitation to their home in a different country. However, as soon as you get there, you will realize how careless you have been by not only putting your life at risk but also your family’s.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
You love horror stories a bit too much and have forgotten that they are fictional and not real. While visiting a friend, you begin to imagine it being haunted and are convinced you saw a ghost. Your friend is going to think you’re nuts and get you to leave. Turns out the house is infested with vermin and not ghosts.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
They say you can never escape your past. But you don’t care who said what and think that moving to a new location will help you forget your past. Except your past didn’t forget you and has followed you to where you are. It is time to confront it, no matter how hard it is to do.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
You’re not one to believe in curses, but when odd things happen at your home and in your city, you begin to believe that all of this cannot be attributed to bad luck. Sometimes it is a curse someone put on you because they were either jealous of you or because they wanted revenge. It’s time to invest in protection charms.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
Your friend gifts you a box of movies because they have subscribed to a streaming service. Since you haven’t jumped on the streaming wagon yet, you gladly accept this gift. However, the movies are not at all what you expected. It’s not that they are not to your taste. It’s just that they are more violent than you can stomach. Consider selling them and subscribing to a streaming service where you can choose what you want to watch.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
You don’t particularly enjoy the company of kids, so it’s a bit of a hassle when you are required to babysit not one but two kids. Annoyingly, they keep pulling pranks on you and manage to get into your head. When you realize what they have done, you turn the tables on them just as their parents walk through the door. Now you’re the one in trouble, and the kids watch gleefully as you face the brunt of your retaliation.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
A lovely picnic with your elderly family member turns horrific when you accidentally walk into a group of people who look like they are practicing something far more complicated than yoga. It doesn’t help that they are cackling and making jokes. All of it reeks of conspiracy to you. It could be your imagination, and they are actually doing yoga. Or something far more sinister…
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
You will do anything to achieve your dream. Even make a pact with the devil. Except, of course, you know you can’t actually make a deal with the evil entity and make a mistake trading with someone who only wants to exploit you. Be more practical when chasing dreams and stop selling your soul to just anyone. You have one soul after all.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Do you believe in coincidences? Probably. Do you believe someone new entering your life is the cause of all your problems? Yes. It is far easier to blame a human than the universe. A human is tangible, of course. The universe, not as much. While you’re playing the blame game, you’ll find that your luck is getting worse. But once you distance yourself, your luck is blossoming. Coincidence? Or maybe your theory was right after all?
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