Horror Horoscope: October 27th to November 2nd

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope, where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist. 

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

You will feel a sense of wanderlust and travel to far-off places. Places you haven’t even heard of. Places on which you didn’t do any research. And so off you go, getting in trouble with the locals who shun you and call the police on you. Perhaps this isn’t the week to go travelling after all. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You think you have finally made it when you buy a sophisticated property with your sibling. But guess what? That house is haunted. You don’t get a single night of good sleep, and worse, you can hear constant crying every day, and it’s neither you nor your sibling. Could it be a ghost? And why must it weep to get your attention?

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You like visiting old places and imagining yourself from a bygone era. Unfortunately, that role-playing is what is going to get you in a bit of trouble. While roaming about these old houses, you will find that they are not safe at all. The decrepit houses are more of a trap than you thought at first, and now you’re stuck. There’s no phone signal, and you absolutely forgot to tell anyone where you’re going. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

You’re a star! Or you like to think you are, which is why you are very careful about your looks. You’re almost vain about them. And so, you easily give in to the temptation of enhancing your looks even if it means resorting to surgery. You may have done your research on the procedure but not the doctor, and now guess what? You’ve put yourself in the wrong hands, and the consequences of that leave you feeling not quite yourself anymore. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

You never stay in one place for more than a year. You’re off moving to a new house again, and this time you didn’t even bother checking the history of your new dwelling because you got it at such a good price. Now you’re stuck with hostile neighbors, a crumbling structure, the pipes leak, and a strange noise wakes you up every night. 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You wish you were a detective, but had to give up your dream early on in your life. Yet, you seek a mystery everywhere you go and start off on mock investigations. One such pretend investigation leads you into something that isn’t as innocuous as it appears. And now you finally realize that you were never meant to be a detective in the first place. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

New place, new me. That’s what your motto is as you finally leave all your troubles behind and enter a new chapter in your life. Your new home is everything you want it to be. It’s the place where you can finally be yourself. And not so surprisingly, something in the house also likes you just the way you are. In fact, they like you so much, they want to keep you inside forever. This is truly going to be your forever home. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

You are craving attention, and since your social circle is quite small, you will go to any lengths to get someone talking to you. Even if it means going to extreme measures. Desperate, you may even indulge in dark arts and love potions. Unfortunately, you dropped the potion on the wrong person and now have a lawsuit against you. And also a restraining order. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

There are days when you feel completely melancholic and alone. Those are the days when you especially miss those who have left you. When faced with a particularly challenging moment, you will find you are not alone after all, and the ones who left are still around you. The only problem is that they have really high expectations of you, and you can’t match up to that. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

You really, really miss your ex. You think your life is empty without them. But that’s when you uncover a secret about them and you realize what a red flag they really were. In fact, the secrets are so bad and unsavory, you have a hard time keeping them to yourself and blab them to someone who gets your ex in trouble. You were not seeking revenge, but you got it anyway. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

It’s house-cleaning day, and you find some weird tapes you have never seen before. Luckily, you also find a player and think you’re in for an afternoon of an invigorating cinematic experience. Except they turn out to be home movies, and not the very good ones. The camera is shaky, and you don’t recognize the people in it. When you realize the tapes don’t belong to your family but to the previous owners, you are sickened, realizing you now know more about some stranger than you wanted to know. It doesn’t help that you accidentally stumbled on some private videos. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You and your sibling barely get along because you have nothing in common. But when it comes to getting lost in the woods, you both are pros at it. You aren’t good at being discreet either, and easily gain the attention of predators who want to take a bite out of you. This is when you and your sibling finally work together and try to escape. Unless you end up bickering, you may just make it out alive.