Plot: When Hap gets himself invited at Mina's house, he is unaware of the dangers within. There is an internet joke about Justin Long always suffering a terrible tragedy in horror movies. Well, in the case of House of Darkness, it is true again. At this point, casting Justin Long in horror movies is just like giving away spoilers before if is released. House of Darkness plays out more like an extended scene than a movie. It is different, and that is not necessarily a compliment. With only four characters in the movie, the story doesn’t get complex and relies on lengthy dialogues and little action. HOUSE OF DARKNESS Plot Hapgood, or Hap as he likes to call himself, drops Mina home and gets himself invited. He thinks Mina is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. Her fashion does imply she may not be of this decade. They do this whole thing where they call out on each other for being the first one to flirt with the other. Mina acts a little coy but her words sho