Horror Horoscope 3rd March—9th March

 

The stars have spoken. 

Let's see what horrors await you this week...

Aries (Ram)

This week will be hectic. Your coworkers and partner are going to be particularly annoying. You may indulge in wild fantasies about them.

Taurus (Bull)

You may be looking forward to a weekend at a remote hotel. Your stay will not be as relaxing as you hoped. Absent staff will ensure bad service. Also, avoid the elevators.

Gemini (Twins)

You are likely to be a victim of identity theft. Your roommate or neighbour does not have your best interests at heart.

Cancer (Crab)

A road trip is likely to get you stranded in the middle of nowhere. Your car will break down, and you will run into unpleasant people.

Leo (Lion)

You are likely to get an employment opportunity at an Inn. Be wary of your employers and the guests.

Virgo (Virgin)

A loved one will promise to leave you inheiritance. Unfortunately, there are strings attached to receiving that sum. If you have siblings, be fair and share the inheiritance with them.

Libra (Balance)

You will move into a new house. As exciting as that sounds, be careful of strange noises, especially clapping sounds. Your wardrobe will not only be filled with clothes but something more dangerous.

Scorpio (Scorpion)

That spider you have been ignoring needs to be dealt with. Do not underestimate anyone, especially creepy crawlies. Call an exterminator soon.

Sagittarius (Archer)

A friendly game will turn awry, and you will end up fighting with your friends and family. 

But that will only get you in more trouble. Make amends with your friends.

Capricorn (Goat)

You will receive several calls from an unknown number. Ignoring them is not a viable solution. You will have to buy a new phone with a new number.

Aquarius (Water Bearer)

A new board game will excite you and your friends. However, the game isn't going to go as planned, and none of you will win. Consider playing video games instead.

Pisces (Fishes)

New visitors will find difficulty in understanding your customs. Be patient with them and ensure diplomatic relationships are retained.