Horror Horoscope March 10th - March 16th
Let's see what horrors await you this week...
Aries: March 21 – April 19
A shopping trip will lead you to pick up an unusual item that will make all your wishes come true! But be careful what you wish for.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
You may want to get rid of unwanted items in your house. Throw away any videotapes you find and refrain from watching old videos.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
A camping trip with friends seems like a good idea this weekend. Don't forget to pack a knife to protect yourself from feral creatures.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
A boat trip with friends will prove to be disastrous. Make sure you take swimming lessons and don't forget to pack a life jacket for yourself.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
You think you have the best neighbors in the world. But be cautious of them and avoid indulging in late-night activities with them, no matter how much they insist.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
A road trip is going to end up with you being stranded in the middle of nowhere. The friendly locals are not so friendly. Do not enter their homes, and be careful of the food you are served.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
You will visit distant relatives this week. Relatives you've never even seen before. Just make sure to see a photograph of them before you visit them so you know you're in the right place.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You will want to date someone new and meet the person of your dreams. But your dreams will turn into nightmares soon. Do not trust your date blindly or go to any strange places with them.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
You will invest in a new gadget this week but find out that it doesn't quite work that well. If you've bought a camera, you will soon find that it isn't taking pictures the way you want it to. Toss it away before it's too late.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Be kind to people this week. Don't push people around and call them a nerd. They are bound to seek revenge and come after you.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
Stay indoors during a storm. You are likely to be attacked by a creature if you venture out.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Don't underestimate little girls. They may seem harmless but are not. In fact, they may not even be human girls.
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