Horror Horoscope: September 22nd to September 28th

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope – where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist. 

Let’s see what terrifying twists the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

You do enjoy pretending to be someone else once in a while. It comes with a lot of benefits, especially popularity. But somewhere along the lines, you’ve forgotten what it’s like to be you. Now your actual self wants prominence, but you don’t know how to be you anymore. You will find yourself in the middle of the road, facing an existential crisis and no solutions at hand. However, it is advised that you let cars drive safely on roads and get out of their way.

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You and your ex left on bad terms, and now you feel he’s stalking you. No one believes you, of course, and most of your friends are siding with your ex. But you are sure your ex is behind everything that’s going wrong in your life, including you slapping a neighbor’s kid for being so bratty. You will be advised to seek mental health advice immediately, but you’ll decline, which will lead to your loved ones contacting the authorities anyway. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

While doing research on a project, you come across something that seems utterly unbelievable at first, but as you continue on in your research, you realize everything you knew about a topic was false, and this new information will change the way you look at the world. Except that the information is incorrect, and you relied too much on a conspiracy website to get your info. Now you’re the laughing stock of your peers. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

You’ve had it with people disrespecting and undermining everything you say. You decide to stand up to them, but they end up putting you down even more. So you decide to complain about them and your life anonymously online, only for someone to identify you, complain about you spreading rumors, and turn your life even more complicated. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

You’ve been friendless for so long, you’ve decided that no matter who you meet next, you will initiate a friendship with them. And that is when you meet your eccentric neighbor, and because you made a promise to yourself, you become friendly with them. The neighbor also responds to your friendship. Congrats, you have a new friend! But wait. Turns out your neighbor has some peculiar habits and viewpoints that don’t align with yours. You should have waited and gotten to know the person before striking up a friendship. 

 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You’re not one who raises your voice for anything. You just let things slide by or let people walk over you. But when you see your friends and peers grouping up to lend their voice against a situation, you decide you want to be part of the group as well and join in. Unfortunately, you were so keen to be part of a posse that you didn’t bother to actually find out what everyone was fighting for. 

Now you’ve gotten in trouble and your so-called friends have left you behind. “It’s every man for themselves” and not “no one gets left behind”. You do get left behind in this scenario. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

You finally land your first gig and are so excited, you don’t care about the location. The location turns out to be the one that is listed at the top of the “Places to Avoid” list. But a gig is a gig, and you decide to follow through and show your professionalism. Unfortunately, this was not one of those times you need to do that. Safety before ego. Always. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

Ah! Books! You do so enjoy reading them and letting them pull you into a world different from yours. Unfortunately, the latest book you are reading is so disturbing and graphic that it is giving you nightmares. And now you’re seeing those monsters and imagining violent scenes in broad daylight. It is time to take a break from reading and do something about your overactive imagination. Maybe watch cartoons for a while for a break. But not the violent ones!

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

You decided to ignore your inhibitions and take up that promising online job to work with someone. The stranger is unfortunately a creep, and while you are getting good money for the job, you’ll have to do something that makes you uncomfortable. Worse, the stranger is a bit clingy and isn’t letting you go home when you want to. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

You were looking forward to a trip with your friends all year, but when you finally go, everything goes wrong. Flights are delayed. It’s raining all the time. Things get left behind. The hiking trail leads to nowhere. Worse, you and your friends are lost, and the guide is nowhere to be seen. Things get far worse when you realize you may be hunted down. The trip may end your friendships. Consider doing video calls with friends to stay connected rather than going on random trips. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

You don’t care much for your family or about your heritage. But when a family member passes by and you attend the funeral, you find out that your family history isn’t as boring as you thought, and there’s some really creepy stuff in there. You will look at your family in a new light and wonder what exactly you have inherited from them. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You’ve always maintained discipline when it comes to your meals. But upon your friend’s insistence, you decide to try something new. Now all you crave is that new food item, and it is consuming your every thought. You will literally do anything to get it. It doesn’t matter that it isn’t healthy for your body. What matters is that it tastes good. This obsession isn’t going to go well for you. 

Consider sticking to your boring diet. You’re not made for trying new things.