Horror Horoscope: November 17th to November 23rd

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope – where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist. 

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

You have revenge on your mind. Someone did something bad to you a couple of years ago, but you are so bitter that you cannot let it go. That person may no longer be accessible to you, but their friends and family sure are. You may end up wasting time and energy on this pointless mission, but now you at least have something to look forward to doing every day. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You do not believe in the afterlife. But after a loss, you want to know if someone left behind a message for you so that you can heal. Unfortunately, you will get heavily exploited for this and come into contact with people who claim they will connect you to the deceased. You will end up getting swindled and find out that the deceased didn’t leave you a message after all. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You will get new work this week, and at first glance, it’s the easiest job in the world. Except that it is not. But you find this out only in week 2. Your coworkers are a nightmare. Your job entails supervising a team, and they are not who they appear to be. In fact, it is almost as if they are possessed by decade-old ghosts. You will want to quit, but the contract is rock solid. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

Antiques have never been your thing, but when you find one in the basement of your new home, you grow obsessed. It’s your new favorite hobby, to keep staring at it and wondering how it works. And then one day you find out what that box really is, and your life will never be the same again. Sometimes, it is okay to treat certain objects as junk and throw them out instead of being a hoarder. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

You are used to your partner’s odd habits and like them in spite of them. But when your partner adopts yet another daily habit, you feel like you may lose your mind. The worst part is, your partner doesn’t even realize they are doing it. Only you are aware of it, and losing your mind over becoming accepting of their strange habits. 

 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You like looking for love in the wrong places, and this week, you’ve done it again. You think you have found the “on,e” and you are sort of right. He is the “one” the police are looking for. But instead of doing a background check, you start dating them and get into a whole load of trouble just because you didn’t bother with their online presence. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

Getting what you want should be a cause for celebration. Instead, you are surrounded by people who want to put you down constantly. You will find no joy until you are surrounded by these people. But instead of focusing on them, think about all the wonderful things that are about to happen to you and understand that your happiness is more important than people’s petty jealousy. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

You make the impulsive decision to move to a new place, trying to escape your past. Bad news: your past has followed you. In most cases, until your mind is clear, you will carry your problems wherever you are. But your case is special. Your past has actually come for you, and you will be defeated until you make peace with it. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

You will indulge in a lot of shopping this week and end up buying a pair of jeans that you think will look good on you. But they don’t. They make your body look a lot different from what it actually is. Disturbed by how bad you look in them, you begin to have nightmares about your denims. It’s almost as if you are being terrorized by a pair of jeans. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

It’s all about the family coming together for a common goal this week. When the youngest in the family goes through a crisis, you rally up the entire family to solve it. After all, that is what family is for, right? Helping a family member will bring your entire family close together. Even the ones you were estranged from. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

You don’t crave isolation, but here you are, isolated from the world because they simply don’t get you. They don’t understand how you’ve changed. Or they don’t believe you. Either way, you will decide on gathering evidence of what your life is like, but instead of writing a memoir, you will begin to record yourself. When you see your own footage, you will be shocked by your own transformation. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You live in a safe city, but you don’t believe it. You’ve watched too many true crime shows and know for sure that even your neighbor could be a serial killer. This paranoia will prompt you to look for evidence and invite criticism for your odd sifting through garbage past time. However, you will come across a clue that suggests you were right all along. But is it really your neighbor? Or someone else?