Horror Horoscope: 1st December to 7th December

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope – where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist. 

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

There are signboards all around us, warning us to stay safe, yet we choose to ignore them. Especially you. This week, you will end up falling prey to nature, which can be as dangerous as you expected. Luckily, you will have your phone, which, even more surprisingly, works! You will be able to inform your family to come save you, and while they really don’t get along together, saving you will bring about harmony. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

Hypocrite! That is what everyone will call you this week when you decide to interfere in a debate that is highly controversial and doesn’t include you. But more than anything, you want to show how good you are at arguing. But of course, you end up in a lot of hot water because of that, and now everyone hates you, and no one wants to even talk to you. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You have a new business idea, which will quickly go sideways because your merchandise turns out to be faulty. With deadlines approaching, you have no choice but to sell this merchandise anyway, which leads to major backlash and people boycotting you. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

You’ve gotten through life pretending to be someone you are not. And it worked for a while. But now you’re facing an identity crisis and no longer know who your true self is. Or if anyone can even stand your true persona. You will have to make a difficult choice: be deceitful or try to find the real you. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

You’ve been overly protective of the younger ones in the family. But now they need even more protection and attention from you. It’s going to be exhausting, and you will be spreading yourself thin, but then you did make a commitment to them. You will consider getting some people to help you, and what do you know? That is actually going to be helpful. 

 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You’re not someone who wants to know more about your family. You know enough and have already decided you won’t be like them. But surprise, surprise, as you grow older, you are becoming more and more like them. On top of it all, you learn a family secret that shakes up your entire world. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

You’re the best friend anyone can ever have. And so when you both get into trouble, but you’re the one who makes it out on your own, you decide to be a hero. No one gets left behind may be your motto, but this time you have to act upon it, and things are going to be trickier than you imagine. In any case, your friend is going to be extremely grateful to have you in their life. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

Overwhelmed by chores, you decide to get some help. But of course, you end up hiring someone who is not reliable at all. In fact, you didn’t even do a basic background check. The hired help will not create unnecessary drama in your life, and you will be unlikely to handle it properly. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

You will do anything for good ratings and likes. It’s all about popularity for you. If it means you have to dabble in dark arts, then why not? This week, you will try a new way to increase your popularity, only for it to all go sideways. Not only will your secrets be exposed, but chances are you will lose your place on the platform where you have been popular for years. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

You search for a place online and, of course, find out only later that you have been duped. The place you rented already has another occupant living there. The place was double-booked by the owner, who wanted to make extra bucks. But that’s not the only secret that was being hidden from you. The place where you are residing isn’t as safe as you thought it was. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

You have moved to a new place and are finally excited for your fresh start. Except this new place is really old and has a horrible history and horrible former owners. Worst of all, they haven’t exactly left. But wait, things get even worse when you are expected to cave in to their demands. Too bad you thought you actually had gotten to start anew. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You don’t always get along with the neighbors. But when a natural disaster hits, it is all hands on deck. You finally get a chance to bond with the neighbors, but not all of them like you back in spite of your friendliness. So when one of them finally invites you to a gathering, your cynicism prevents you from attending and mingling with them. Luckily, you won’t be missing much. 

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