Horror Horoscope--29th December 2025 to 4th January 2026
Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope. This week is going to be special. Not only will the year end, but it will also bring you into the new year.
The New Year is supposed to bring joy, peace, and the promise of wonderful things. But will they?
Are you sure you won’t end up moving to a haunted house? And your new friend…why do they have bulging eyes and drool dripping down their mouth?
There is something off about your new neighbor, too. Late at night, you can hear chanting and unexplained knocks on the door.
Will you survive the new year?
For now, let’s see what the new week will bring you.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
A new opportunity brings you to a new place where you meet new people. All of you must undergo a challenge that at first seems innocent and surmountable until your host decides to make things even more challenging just for the fun of it. You will find yourself stuck, and just as you have figured out the benefits of teamwork, your new friends will abruptly leave, stranding you. You will be reminded of group projects in college. Not a happy memory for you.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Jealousy knows no bounds. Especially yours. You tend to get jealous a lot, and most of the time, it is about your looks. Your family, rather than help you see reason, enables this behavior to the point that they will go after your current target of hate. At first, you will be happy with the support, but soon realize that they have been taking things a little too far. You will have a change of heart and end up supporting your nemesis.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
This week, you will finally take those dance lessons you’ve had on your New Year’s to-do list. And right before the coupon expires! But the dance lessons are harder than you thought and not at all fun. You will also find that your instructors are a bit shady and not at all like the ads they enticed you with. But it’s not like they are in a coven or murderous, right?
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
You’ve finally decided to part ways with a loved one. New year, new relationship. But of course, your ex doesn’t share the same resolution and wants you back. They will do anything to get you back. Even if it means they not only have to stalk you on social media but in real life as well. You will have a difficult time getting rid of them, but keep at it. You are bound to get rid of them forever. Even if it means getting a restraining order.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
You live a life of luxury thanks to your wealthy parents. You were literally born with a silver spoon and are actually quite ignorant about how your family accumulated all this wealth. This week, you will find out where the money is actually coming from and face a moral dilemma.
But wait until you find out your friendly neighbors are not so friendly after all, but in cahoots with your family. Would you risk giving up your aristocratic life all for a bunch of ethics? Or will you be able to turn your family ethical?
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
You’ve always followed a very strict diet, and that’s how you maintain your figure. But when you encounter someone new, and they have an even better body, you decide to adopt their lifestyle. Except their diet consists of food you never believed was edible in the first place. Your new friend will be able to convince you that ingesting this unique food will grant you special powers. Too late, you will realize that your new friend is actually kooky and diet has nothing to do with their body structure.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
You’ve always wanted to be a part of something incredible. But for so long, you were the last one to be picked for every game. This wee,k it is your time to shine. You will be granted an opportunity that will make you feel special.
In fact, the one who gives you this opportunity has something special in store for you. But just when you thought all surprises were good, here comes a shocker. You were actually hand-picked for something that doesn’t benefit you at all. It’s almost like you are being sacrificed so that someone else can gain something.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You’re the hero nobody needs. You’re not efficient, or kind, or courageous, or organized. Yet you believe you can actually save a life. This kind of thinking leads you on an adventurous path, which is lonely because everyone finds your habits annoying. By the end of the week, you will be declared a hero, but only because you created the problem in the first place and solved it. But that’s your secret, and no one else has to know.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
When an elderly family member goes missing, you and your entire family take it upon yourselves to solve the mystery. But not everyone is free to travel, so it’s only you and your mother who go in search of your grandmother. But once you reach the ancestral home, mold and vermin are the least of your problems. Your grandmother’s secrets are lying open for all to see and for all to be disgusted by.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
This week, you need to be careful and not shake hands with everyone. It’s not the pandemic issue, but you will run into someone who isn’t too careful with their germs. In fact, it’s almost as if he wants you to get sick too and be afflicted with the same illness. So remember to wear a mask and wave instead of shaking hands.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
After experiencing constant failures, you and your sibling decide to return to your hometown, back to your roots. But your hometown isn’t the same anymore and is overrun by crooks. You and your sibling decide whether to join them or fight against this new regime. The outcome for one of you isn’t going to be good.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Your new partner has planned a weekend getaway with friends and invited you. Initially, you will be nervous about meeting their friends, but at least one of them has something in common with you, and you both will bond over that. This is also the time you will find out that your partner has been keeping a secret about you, and only their friends know about it. Your relationship will end, but you will come out of this knowing who you really are and what you are capable of.
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