Horror Horoscope: January 12th to January 18th

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope, where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist. 

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

You and your partner will part, but not because of a breakup. Your partner actually got lost and now you have to take great pains to search for them. They never stay in one place, do they? 

While you resort to taking help from the authorities, you will be distracted by a lot of strangers who insist they have seen your partner but end up taking you down a rabbit hole. Do not listen to their bad advice and instead devise a plan with your partner so that if you both ever separate, you can find yourself easily. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 2

You’ve been silent neighbors for a long time. But recently, you and your neighbor have developed a good rapport. Just as you are about to exchange BFF bracelets, a new neighbor drives a wedge in your friendship. This new neighbor may start excluding you, but it is advisable for you to not give up so quickly. Chase after your new best friend, even if it means taking a dive into a gorge to save them from a malicious intruder. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You’ve heard plenty of stories about primates being intelligent and shrewd. But surely they aren’t as conniving, are they? A recent trip to foreign lands will bring you face-to-face with primates, and you will not know how to deal with them. That’s because you always underestimate monkeys. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

You’ve enjoyed being a loner for a long time and have enjoyed your solitude. But when someone comes into your life, only to exclude you later on, you are unable to stomach it. Your hurt will turn into anger and lead you on a rampage. Many will call you mad, but nothing will stop you, except for self-realization. By then, you will have pushed away even more people. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

 You have just been promoted and given the task to interact with people from other departments. Just when you think you’re really hitting if off with them, you come upon a dark secret of how they work. You are tempted to involve HR in this mess but chances are you may be drawn to this new way of working and adopt a new lifestyle. 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You may have cut all ties to the past, but the past beckons you home. One of your parents will go missing this week, and you must rely on the community you left behind to search for answers. But the citizens are miffed at you for ditching you, your friends want nothing to do with you, and you are no closer to finding out what happened to your missing parent. If only you had tried to stay more in touch with people, this would not have happened. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

Ditching the home remedies for your skin routine, you’ve finally decided to go under the knife. In fact, you are enthusiastic enough to try out an experimental procedure as well. Looks are all that matter after all. However, this new procedure has strange side effects. While you may have gained a better and youthful appearance, your personality will drastically shift, causing a lot of people to start avoiding you. Turns out beauty doesn’t equate to popularity. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

You have tried to make amends for your past mistakes. And most of those attempts have been successful. A lot of people have forgiven you and given you a second chance. But recently, people have once again begun to accuse you of falling off the wagon. 

You don’t remember making the same mistakes, but they insist you have. You will find yourself wondering if perhaps you need a new circle of friends who don’t remember your past or try to fix these new accusations. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

You made a promise to yourself to be a new person this year. However, all that you have managed to do is nothing. You haven’t worked on yourself at all. 

Desperate to keep your resolutions, you opt for the next seminar that will change your way of thinking. Unfortunately, that takes place in the middle of nowhere, and the speaker seems dubious. Sure, they talk about transformation, but you're not sure if it’s the change you are looking for. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

Having gained success in your field, you have only become more addicted to wealth. You will do anything for more, even resort to dirty tricks. But you need help and find someone willing to give you just what you want. However, this new contact will only cause more problems as they resort to blackmail. You will now have to find a way to get rid of this person without drawing suspicion to yourself. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

You’re always eager to know more about the future and get your friends to join you in dubious ways to do so. The latest gimmick is that a whistle can help you find out what your future self will look like. Unfortunately, the sounds don’t attract your future self or reveal your future. They attract dangerous creatures that could harm you. Stay away from things you clearly do not understand. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You have given yourself all the credit for success. But when you find out that your partner has been secretly helping you through not-so-good means, you decide to confront and destroy the one thing that granted you success. While you do succeed, you soon find out that your capabilities had nothing to do with your success. It was through those evil means all along. 

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