Horror Horoscope: February 16th to February 22nd
Knock, Knock. Did you hear that? Who could be knocking at your door at this hour in the night?
Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope, where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist.
Do you dare let these predictions enter your mind and soul?
Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
You and your best friend are going to get into a major fight this week. The little things you go together will soon become the very thing you hate. On top of everything, you will find out your friend hasn’t been entirely honest with you, which leads to a major showdown that ends your friendship.
If you wanted to save your friendship, you should have come up with a different activity, but you were bored and enjoyed the comfort of a routine. Now you don’t have a friend anymore.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
Jobs are never as advertised, are they? A house-sitting job seems the easiest thing ever. No annoying people, plenty of food and of course, unlimited TV. Except your employers lied to you about the house being empty while they are away. There was someone there, lurking in the shadows, watching you finish off all their treats. An apology and a pay cut may let you off the hook.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
You may inherit a lot of good things from your parents, but sometimes you inherit their debt too. This week, people will chase you to repay a debt that, while you were not directly responsible for, you also are because of association. Luckily, a family member will support you at this time, not by helping you pay the amount, but by avoiding and running away from debt collectors. Turns out they are being hounded, too. You and this family member will have a stronger bond, even though your money problems will be far from over.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Your partner wants to break up with you. For a long time, you have noticed your partner behaving weirdly and moodily. While you blamed it on stress and hormones, the truth is something else entirely. But you won’t discover it until you have already broken up with your partner. You may want to get back with your partner afterwards, but they may still play too hard to get. After all, you didn’t believe them when they told you they needed help. It’s on you that this breakup happened in the first place.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
A family member goes through a cosmetic procedure, and you want to be supportive of it. However, when the reveal happens, you are more than shocked. They look nothing like they used to. On top of everything, they have begun to exhibit strange mannerisms to the point you wonder if they are a changeling or something worse. You begin to distance yourself from them and act rudely. But later this week, you will find out they were having a hard time accepting their new face and wanted a bit of empathy from you. Unfortunately, you lack empathy.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
On the surface, you and your family look normal. Stable careers, a clean house, and a friendly demeanor. But behind closed doors, you and your family do not get along at all. While this may have been one of your best-kept secrets to date, this week, all will be revealed to the world when you get into a public argument with your family. Everyone will be shocked by this. Your neighbors will shun your family, and your career may be affected.
You and your family will decide to go their separate ways, but that does not help your reputation at all.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
Struggling with multiple tasks at work, this week you will land on a brilliant idea to multitask. Not only does this technique help you work effectively, it also helps you complete jobs faster. You will laud yourself for your brilliant mind until you realize you have managed to get a lot of free time and have nothing to do. You will have to pretend to look busy instead of your manager plying you with more work.
So you take up a hobby of filming videos and catching people at their most embarrassing moments. These people hate you quite a lot for doing that.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You’re one of those people who believe that vaccinations do not work and it’s a conspiracy to inject people with something else entirely, something that lets other people control them. This week, you shake hands with an infected person who also coughs on your face to pass on their germs. You will fall sick but refuse to go to the doctor. In your delirium, you will believe that the only way to heal is to pass on the germs to someone else. By doing this, you will have made a lot of people sick who now despise you.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
You and your friends decide to embark on a hike, thinking that it will make your bonds stronger. Unfortunately, the place where you chose to do your hike is scary and confusing. All of you end up getting lost and separated. Alone with your thoughts, you suddenly realize you hate your friends because of some random incident in the past. Turns out your friends hate you back. When you all regroup later, your equation has changed, and you no longer want to continue this friendship.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
You like living on the edge and love adventure. This week, you will end up getting more than you bargained for. A cheap deal on an adventure sport lands you on the edge, literally. Turns out the activity was cheap for a reason: there’s no support staff and no one to help you when you are stuck. You must rely on your wits, but then again, if you had them, you wouldn’t have been so easily scammed.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
You’ve had enough of crime in your city and want to take the law into your own hands. But of course, that’s a bad idea. You start confronting people and creating a ruckus and doing things all wrong. The crime rate hasn’t changed, but you will find yourself behind bars for taking the law into your hands.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
You’ve always been a supportive friend, especially during hard times. But the last thing you expected was to have your niceness being exploited. Instead of offering your support, a task is thrust upon you that makes you uncomfortable. Worse, it’s a three-day task that uses up all your time. At this point, you begin to wonder why you haven’t mastered the art of saying NO.
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