Horror Horoscope: February 23rd to March 1st
Watch out for the stairs!
Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope, where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist.
Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
You know how it is when you go try to solve one problem only for it to snowball into something else? And now you have a bigger problem to solve? That is what is going to happen to you this week. You think your house is haunted and will call exorcists, only to find out they are not legit and have accidentally unleashed something far worse into your house. Your spring cleaning is clearly not going to go as planned.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
This week it’s about buying new furniture! Unfortunately, you and your partner are not on the same page regarding which piece to pick. Being in a bad mood, you are apt to pick the ugliest piece you can find just to get back at them, but unfortunately, your pettiness comes with a setback. The piece arrives broken. While fixing it, you end up making things much worse at home. Your partner is bound to leave you by the end of the week.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
You and your parents do not get along well. But it is your fault! You are way too clingy and needy, and while your parents have been quiet this whole time, this week, they will speak their mind. You are not going to like what they are about to say. Chances ar,e you may be thrown out of the house because of your bad behavior.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Instead of healing after an accident, you chose to get right back on the horse. You’ve decided to ignore all professional advice and get that new job in a remote town. At first, the prospect of commuting there seems exciting until you find yourself stranded in the middle of nowhere. Since you didn’t heal properly after the accident, you will face major side effects at this very moment. With no medical aid around, you may or may not survive this adventure you came up with by yourself.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
For too long, everyone has criticized your looks. This week, you decide to do something about it. You want to look younger and are ready to do whatever it takes, even if it means using weird chemicals and cosmetics on your body. It doesn’t even matter to you that those products have not passed the safety protocols. It says on the box that it works, so it must. Unfortunately, false advertising leads to ruining your skin and making you look worse.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
You have been living in a rundown apartment for a long time now. The pipes leak, the walls need a paint job, but that has been all you can afford for now. Just as you are about to move out of your deplorable conditions, you will run into another hurdle. The building is infested! But the worst part is that you are trapped while the maintenance work is being conducted. Things get significantly worse when those vermin enter your apartment.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
This week, you will finally go on that swimming trip you’ve been putting off because of the weather. However, no one is free to go with you. You end up going alone and don’t have a great time. For one, the beach isn’t that clean. While you are still brave and go ahead to have your adventure, you encounter strange creatures that, while they look fascinating from afar, are not so when they come closer. You may or may not survive this adventure depending on how quickly you are able to swim to safety.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You are getting your neighbor's mail again. You’ve tried to amend it several times but have finally decided to give up. So instead of delivering it to them, you keep it with you, thinking you’re teaching them a lesson, only for this plan to fail miserably. Turns out there was a very important letter in the mix, and now you are responsible for it. If you’re lucky, it’s only a missed bill. But this week doesn’t say you’re going to be very lucky.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
You return home after a long time, but don’t receive the kind of welcome you thought you would. If anything, you are being treated like a stranger. The friend you brought along is having a miserable time, too. No one even acknowledges your friend’s presence. It’s almost as if they don’t even exist. Later in the week, someone is going to tell you that you never even brought a friend along, and it was all part of your imagination. You are going to find out whether you are sane or not.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
You’ve been gifted an antique chair that you really like at first, but soon realize that you have to do a lot of maintenance for it. Now you don’t like it and want to sell it off, but no one wants to buy an old chair from you. You try throwing it away, but somehow, it keeps coming back into your home. Did you really throw it? Or is it too expensive, and you keep bringing it back?
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
A distant relative that you admire is coming for a visit! You have heard so much about them and have always admired them. However, when they come over, they show immediate dislike for you and your family. Your attempts to be friendly are met with annoyance. While you may be waiting for them to leave, they intend to stay longer and make your week miserable. For some reason, you begin to notice other people disappearing in your house.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Guilt can make you do funny things. You do even more weird things to try to make up to those who hurt you. For example, you decide that hurting others is going to help the person you hurt feel better. Except it doesn’t. The person ends up getting even angrier with you because you hurt their friends. You could have just said sorry, but you had to make things weird instead.
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