Horror Horoscope--March 16th to March 22nd

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope, where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist. 

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

Expect a promotion this week, but also an added responsibility that will require you to travel. The traveling part is hardly a problem; it’s the colleague you will have to interact with that is a major issue. For one, they belong to a different age group, and secondly, their thought process is far more complex than you can imagine. Your problems do not end there. This new place comes with perils that you are not prepared for. The supervisor at your new office looks daunting, almost like a vampire. He seems to be hiding secrets that are revealed by the end of the week. You may or may not get to return home depending on your survival skills. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

Your partner suddenly disappears after they say they are spending the night with their friends. You try to look for her but don’t make any headway. Eventually, the building in which she disappeared may have clues to her location. Don’t expect your partner’s friend to be of any help. In fact, you will wonder if they purposely devised this plan so that your partner could break up with you and make a clean getaway. You might be slightly right in this case. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

Your late-night snacking is going to take a hit this week. It has nothing to do with your failure to buy snacks but with what you encounter in your groggy state. You may be reaching for the refrigerator door, and think the figure in the kitchen is your family member, before you remember you live alone. Your appetite will plummet. Most importantly, you may run out of snacks because this other figure wants a share. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

After going through a rough phase, you decide to head home to your family to receive comfort. Of course, things don’t go as planned. Your family isn’t happy to see you. Your parents have too many secrets. You find out what they are hiding. There’s more drama that you can take. But there’s a lot of dark stuff in there, too, that you don’t want to be associated with. Unfortunately, your consent won't matter. You will be involved in this dark stuff immediately, which will lead to a temporary relief from your other problems. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

 Cynical about everything, this week you will be challenged to be open-minded. You are not, but you want to seem agreeable, so you go along with the challenge. At the very first instance, your beliefs will be shaken, and you will consider the possibility that there may be life after death after all. It doesn’t help that you have no logical explanation of why things are moving on their own, or why that person from a really old portrait is standing before you. 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You have a very sharp eye for things. This week, it will lead you to make an incredible discovery no one has noticed before. It’s in a painting that everyone has seen but never analyzed. You will brag about being special and detailed, but soon realize that others chose not to discover that object on purpose. Now that you discovered it, you have to undertake the possibility of something evil manifesting in the real world. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

This week, you will be overconfident about your skills and the tasks needed to complete. You will listen to nobody and end up being a little reckless. But that will not stop you from taking new steps in your task, ones that everyone warns you about. By midweek, you will learn that you were wrong. The people who warned you will distance themselves from you. You had tried to help someone get better and ended up making things much worse for them. It’s not like they hate you now. It’s more about them acting eccentric and crawling backwards that will make you wonder if they are possessed. By the end of the week, you will learn that yes, they have become possessed because of your mistakes. Not only that, but they have now turned more people like them. The whole catastrophe will be your fault. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

Bored during the weekend, you and your friends will decide to hold a seance on video call. It is supposed to be a fun activity, spooky too. Most importantly, you know with absolute certainty that it will not result in an actual summoning of a demon. Except, of course, it does. You and your friends will be haunted by this demon for a long time until you contact a professional. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

You know those dreams where you feel like you are falling? This week, that dream turns into a reality. At first, you think you fell into a hole because you weren’t watching where you were walking. But it turns out you fell into a weird place that looks nothing like the sewage tunnels. It looks like a weird office with yellow walls and carpet. It’s disturbing at first because there are no windows or doors. Eventually, you find out that there is someone else in this place with you. And from afar, they do not look human at all. Be cautious while approaching them. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

You think you’re doing a big service to people by offering them your help. Even though it is actually your job. The lack of gratitude eventually messes with your mind. You want everyone to thank you for every little thing. But they are not! This causes you to lose your mind and take some extreme steps to receive that gratitude. The week ends with you being taken away from your job and landing you in a place with padded walls. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

They always say to be careful of the quiet ones. But you pay no heed to that and like to pick on those you think look like easy targets. This week, the quiet one ends up unleashing their rage and revenge on all those who tormented them, including you. This will be a hard week for you, but you may overcome it if you apologize. Your ego will however, not allow you to do so. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You travel all the way to meet up with your childhood friend. The reunion is hardly a happy one because you find her being mistreated by her family and others in the community. You do stand up for her, but this results in you being their new target. Things get chaotic until you decide to not to meddle in someone else’s affairs and leave. But you won’t, and while you think you’re doing something right, by the end of the week, the truth will be revealed, making you see your friend in a new light.