Horror Horoscope--March 23rd to March 29th

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope, where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist. 

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

You’re the kind of person who sticks up for friends and family, and even your partner. How noble of you! This week, while standing up for your partner, you will be told that you are taking the wrong side. At first, you will become even more defensive, but that is before you find out the truth. Your partner may be hallucinating situations that led them to make mistakes. And now you’re caught up in their mess because you chose to stand up for them rather than conduct your own research on the matter. The only good thing that comes out of this situation is that now both of you are stuck together. Everyone has the same opinion about both of you. It’s not a good opinion.

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You and your sibling are always up to no good. This week, a new adventure awaits both of you, one that will lead you to befriend a group of people you’ve been told to stay away from. That group is known to be bullies, but you think you’re getting to be a part of the group and can now be cool. Your sibling also gets an easy ticket in, but that is when the clashes start. 

Your sibling wants to be more popular than you. The bullies are not sure they want both of you in the group. After an argument with your sibling, they are forced to leave, but the bullies have decided to throw you out as well. Things between you and your siblings will have soured for good. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You know the kind of nightmares you have when you find yourself in a dangerous situation, and you are all alone in that? This is what happens this week. You get up from a deep slumber and find yourself completely alone at home. Your family is gone, the things that provided you with safety are gone, and you’re stuck in a reality that feels more different than your own. Is it a nightmare? 

While you’re wondering what you ate before going to sleep, you will be pulled into a problem that will require your mind to work efficiently. It will be hard to do so in your current state, but you will almost manage. Then you wake up. It was a nightmare after all. But it will teach you to be more mindful about what you eat before you go to sleep. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

You’re not only going on vacation, but you’re also escaping your problems. And it’s not only you, but it’s your friends also who decide to join you. But of course, escaping your current problems only leads you to attract new problems. And it’s worse. It’s like you’re being targeted by a shapeshifter. This shapeshifter looks exactly like the problems you left behind. This is not a week for you to go on vacation. It’s a “sit where you are and face your problems” week. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

 Love can make someone do crazy things. And you have always been known to be impulsive. This week, your infatuation will lead you to do something completely reckless. Your partner’s eccentricities will seem charming to you. And so when they say they like their partner to be different, you will jump into fitting that mold. Unfortunately, that mold demands you give up a huge part of yourself. You do it, despite being warned by your loved ones. After the transformation, your partner doesn’t even want you anymore and tells you that you should have been yourself. If only you had liked yourself enough.

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You are being punished, forced to stay in a home you don’t want to. The troubling part is that the house is haunted. But only you seem to notice it, and everyone else thinks you’re making excuses to escape. Fortunately, a bizarre incident gets everyone to believe in your theories, but it is already too late. You are now trapped in a haunted house where the ghosts want you to complete a particular set of tasks that do not include household chores. It is much worse. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

You’re the only one who completed a task. The other participants were either eliminated or gave up. But you, you showed true resilience. The award is bragging rights and the negative impact on your health. At first, you will try to ignore your health issues until you begin to feel like something is growing inside you, almost like a parasite. And it no longer wants to stay inside of you. It’s too late to go to a doctor. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

This week, you will hold an intervention between friends who have been feuding. You will literally put up a show to inform them that their hatred and jealousy will result in disasters. While they will appreciate your showmanship, you will not be able to get through to them. Your point will be lost in entertainment. The feuding friends will go back to fighting the minute they step out of your house. So it is an entertaining week for you, but not exactly productive. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

You will move to a new house and find your pet not liking it at all. If it is a cat, they are being moody and does not want to enter the house. If it is a dog, they keep barking and does not leave your side. As you fall sick, things will get harder to take care of your pet, who keeps barking, looking down basements, staring at empty spaces, and dark corners. It’s almost as if they are seeing ghosts you cannot see. You will ignore them. It won’t end well for you. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

You will visit family this week after a depressing event takes place. The more you talk to your family, the more the depressing incident doesn’t make sense. The dots don’t connect, and so you will end up setting up your own investigation. Through this, you will learn that it is not the people who are possibly evil, but the woods surrounding the house that are the culprit. It’s almost as if something in the woods is causing problems in your family. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

During a blackout, you will call the people whom you depend on the most, your parents. They will try to help you find supplies and help you find flashlights, and fix fuse boxes. Since you are living in their home, they know every inch of it and guide you as to where you need to go to find the fuse box. They will tell you the right number of steps to take. But as you follow their instructions, you get disturbed. Things are not the same number of steps your parents have been telling you about. There seems to be more…almost endless. It’s like you’ll never get out of the basement at all. Fortunately, your parents may save the day when they decide to come over. Maybe.

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You have been given a very important role at work, one that not everyone can accomplish. You get extra pay, extra benefits, and everything seems peachy keen for you. Except that as you begin to work in your new role, you face one obstacle after another. It’s too challenging and too much responsibility. You will want to quit, but not given that choice at all. The pressure of this new role will take a toll on your mental health, leading you to become delusional and perform reckless and dangerous actions. Eventually, you will be removed from your post and kept in a place away from society.