Horror Horoscope: March 2nd to March 8th

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope, where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist. 

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

This week is about you finding yourself in not one but four challenging situations. Each one is more draining than the other. You will try to find a respite by picking up a hobby like painting but that will only turn out to be a catalyst in your next challenging situation. Also, someone will inform you about a superstition that you will break because of your rebellious nature. By the end of the week, you will be haunted by an urban legend. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You have always been interested in learning new cultures and their daily rituals. Unfortunately, you’re not one who likes to do prior research, which is why the ritual you witness turns out to be harmful to your well-being. The ritual was an exorcism, and now you are about 75% sure the demon that escaped from that old woman has now claimed you as a host. By the end of the week, you will be 100% convinced as you begin crawling on the ceiling. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

Frustrated at not landing a new job, you are compelled to make a deal with a strange company that is offering a coveted position. At first everything seems all sunshine and rainbows until you are asked to work long hours and the weekends too. On top of everything, you begin to notice a change in your looks. It’s almost as if someone has been stealing your youth. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

A new job takes you to one end of the world, literally. Apart from freezing temperatures, you find yourself with a colleague that you don’t get along with and an intruder who keeps breaking into your office. At first, you underestimate this intruder until you find out they are larger than you, possibly not human, and may want more than your secret stash of treats you hide away from your colleague. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

 You’ve been told you never learn your lessons. You think it’s a joke until you are punished for a wrongdoing, but the very next day get back to doing the very thing that got you into trouble. This time, however, you’ve met your match. The harmless people you thought you could take advantage of turn the tables on you. You will end up wishing you had just changed your ways because this time your punishment will be far more severe. If you come out of this, you will finally mend your ways. But only if you do. 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

It’s time for another family gathering, but this year you have not been invited after the way you behaved during the holidays. But you’re not the only one who has been ostracized. Another family member, possibly a cousin, has also been kept away. At least you have company, you’ll think. Except, a fun night with your cousin quickly goes wrong when you order takeout and have a stalker at your doorstep. Also, your phones will stop working, and you can’t call for help. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

This week, you’ll not be able to tell the difference between reality and nightmares. A figure from your nightmare has manifested into your reality. You may blame insomnia and hallucinations for this since you’re the only one who can see them. The most disturbing part is that this person is wearing a mask with a big grin. Is this an evil creature? Or is your subconscious reminding you that you need to smile more often?

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

Revenge has been on your mind for a long time. There have been too many people who have wronged you and your family. Having had enough, you and your family come up with a plan to exact revenge. At first, things go to plan, but soon enough, one of them tries to turn the tables on you. Luckily, their efforts will be futile as long as you work together with your family to bring them down. Besides, they are no match for ghosts anyway. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

They told you to make new friends, so you did, and got excited when you were invited to their house in a different country. Once there, however, you find your new pal being really weird. They aren’t as humorous as you thought they were, and you have an inkling they may be threatening you. Their family doesn’t seem to like them, either, and you finally see the red flags. You may escape them, but not entirely unscathed. Perhaps solitude is your best friend for the time being. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

While you look for a stable job, you’ve landed a babysitting gig, and that seems like the easiest job in the world. Looking after kids? Piece of cake. You just have to put them to bed and then watch TV. Snacks are on the house. Once you get there, however, you are told the kids are already asleep. The parents are out. You have the whole house to yourself. It takes you a whole hour to figure out that the kids’ bedroom is empty. Turns out the couple doesn’t have kids, but they do have books on lunar eclipses and dark magic. You try to leave, but the doors are locked. You may escape only if you remember to keep your phone charged.  

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

You receive a gift, but you’re like a hundred percent sure it’s a prank. Because why would your friend send you a mannequin of all the things? You lean into the joke at first and display the mannequin only to find out that it has been moving on its own. You wonder if it is remote-controlled, but soon find out that your friend never sent you the gift in the first place. Also, the mannequin is no longer in the same spot you left it. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You are not overly fond of kids, yet you are chosen to babysit kids for a short term. The kids are not the easiest to handle, and they talk weird. They act a lot more mature for their own age, and at first, you blame it on social media exposure. But soon enough, you will find that they are using words no one from this generation uses. It’s almost as if these kids are possessed. As you look into the family history, sure enough, two people have recently passed away. Their deaths were violent, and you suspect they may have returned for vengeance.