Horror Horoscope--April 13th to April 19th

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope!

Will the stars help you make it out alive, or are you already in peril? New relationships or possessions? New house or haunted properties?

You never know if you’re walking into danger or escaping from one.

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

A new workshop or team-building exercise will force you to work with your coworkers closely. The expert in your team isn’t much of an expert. If anything, they get you and your entire team into trouble. Also, they definitely encourage you all to open a weird-looking box that has an ancient spirit trapped inside it. Congrats, you are all possessed now. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You and the people in your town are indifferent to a lot of things happening around the town. So when an accident occurs or something breaks down, you and your community just watch, keen to not get involved. However, days later, all the residents are forced to get involved since the incident has caused an inconvenience to their daily lives. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You will get this odd feeling of being watched. You may become hypervigilant because of it, but it doesn’t help you. Paranoia will settle in, and you will be fixated on a statue that you think is moving on its own when you’re not watching. So you will keep watching it, unable to sleep or function because you know the minute you divert your attention, it will come for you. 

People around you will think you’ve gone mad. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

With everything that’s been going wrong lately, you will think a witch has put a hex on you. The question is, who among your family and neighbors, and coworkers, is moonlighting as an evil witch? More importantly, what have you done to piss them off? However, an apology is not going to fix your problem, and you will have to figure out who is a witch and break the hex before you turn into a frog. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

 Returning home is never a joyful experience for you. But you don’t have a choice but to go back along with your sibling. The town you left is nothing like it used to be anymore. People are antisocial, nobody likes you or your family. You will have a tough time in your environment and come up with an idea to get involved in the town’s problems. You or your sibling is bound to make things worse for your survival. Singing may help your situation. 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

Halloween is not around the corner, yet you will have the urge to visit haunted places to build your social media presence. As luck would have it, the rumors were true, the haunting is real, and you are trapped in this place. Worse, you didn’t inform anyone about your whereabouts and will be stuck in this haunted place until you learn a very important lesson: stay away from known haunted areas. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

After an accident, you seek help from nearby houses. You’re not hurt, but your phone has died, and you need to call for help since you hit someone. No one answers, but you will find a house with an open door. The occupants are present, but they can’t move. It’s like they are frozen or mannequins. Except they are humans, and you just put yourself in danger by entering this weird house. Also, the person you just hit, they totally have something to do with the people in the house. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

This week, you will become curious about a stranger who always seems to be lingering about your house. You will launch an investigation, become obsessed, and even indulge in a bit of stalking yourself. Soon, you will realize the stranger was never interested in you but your sibling, who is far more interested in you. By then, it is too late. If only you weren’t so self-absorbed. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

You will fall sick this week. You’re under the impression that your current status would result in you getting special treatment. That doesn’t happen. In fact, you are treated just like the other patients. There is one patient, however, who seems to be demanding and getting special service. But this patient doesn’t befriend you and is very dominating, ensuring you are not cared for well at all. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

Facing difficulties in your personal life and especially with relationships, you resort to using AI and life-like dolls to avoid feeling lonely. While AI ends up giving you incorrect responses, the lifelike doll starts giving you hallucinations. You start to believe they have become sentient or are moving on their own. You are right. Instead of a normal doll, you bought a demonically possessed doll. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

For too long, you have been treated badly and have wished for vengeance upon your tormentors. This week, you will be placed in a position where you will see your tormentors being attacked. You are a good person who wants to help, but you also want to see your tormentors punished a little bit. Does that make you a bad person? The answer will surprise you. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

Disgusted by how you are being treated, you and another person in a similar situation decide to take revenge on the person who is the reason behind your torment. Teamwork seems fun at first, and you end up getting rid of the tormentor. Unfortunately, you soon realize you can’t find the tormentor after getting rid of them. You get suspicious of your partner in crime, who, in turn, is suspicious of you. In the end, it turns out the tormentor had the upper hand all along, and you had never gotten rid of him in the first place.