Horror Horoscope--April 20th to April 26th

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope, where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist. 

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

Nobody ever listens to you. Story of your life, isn’t it? Especially your family, who think that your opinions are still not well-formed. This week, what you warned or advised them about comes true. It’s a special moment when your whole family looks at you in wonder. Better yet, you will save a family member from disaster, earning you the title of Hero. Enjoy the two -minute fame while it lasts. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You like experimenting with new things, especially where food is concerned. However, you will end up eating something that doesn’t suit you, at the worst possible moment. Your environment is total chaos, but you are blissfully unaware of it because you’re dealing with the side effects. This doesn’t guarantee your survival, though. Should you encounter a zombie, make sure you’re partnered with someone who didn’t eat what you ate. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You always thought of yourself as a master businessman, ready to take on any challenges. This week, when you run out of supplies, you think you have come up with an ingenious idea to combat this challenge. Of course, your idea is terrible, and you will end up making a loss in your trades because you decided to act as a supplier instead of a businessman. Also, the way you procure goods will get you in big trouble, and not only with humans. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

There’s magic all around you, and you will be in a constant state of wonderment. You will be so distracted that you will fail to notice that it isn't magic that you are witnessing but something awful, like the birth of something evil. You will manage to do something about it, but your endeavors will leave you with bruises. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

 You’re sick of following rules. There are too many imposed on you. From family to society, it’s like everyone has it in for you. This week, you will decide to break rules to feel better, except that it’s not an ordinary rule but the law. You’ll find yourself in trouble, and your family will help you. When you’re safe back home, they will taunt you about not following their rules, which got you in trouble in the first place. 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You and your partner are headed to a remote location this week. This romantic getaway turns into a horror movie when your partner excuses themselves frequently to go into the city for some “work”. While you’re left alone in this remote place, you find out the secrets of your surroundings. But the worst part is, you will find that your partner is involved in this dark secret along with the neighbor, who happens to be a friend. Luckily, you will gain the upper hand and leave him before things become difficult. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

You’ve always been a private person. Someone you meet this week will take a sudden interest in your personal life. But it’s not your hobbies that they are interested in, but your health issues. You might find them loitering about near the clinic and hospitals you frequent. Eventually, you will learn that they have a secret that is more about you than them. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

You never get picked for anything. This week, you will be selected by a serial killer. You will be stalked, threatened, receive awful messages, and sleep with the lights on. You will do anything but call the police because in a weird way, you’re just happy you were picked for once. Of course, you get into trouble because of this attitude. What is even wrong with you?

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

Your partner isn’t sleeping well, and somehow that becomes your problem this week. It’s not that they are watching TV or scrolling social media. They act all creepy in the middle of the night, stare at you while you’re sleeping, and yes, keep knives under the pillow for some reason. Soon enough, you will send them off to therapy, sleep in separate rooms, and that is it for your relationship. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

Camping with friends is always fun, unless you’re doing it in creepy woods that have an urban legend attached to them. At first, you think nothing of these rumors. But the minute you set up camp, invite your partner and friends with their own partners, things get messy. Apart from your partner getting into a fight with your friend’s partner, the other issue is that there was a monster in the woods after all. You may survive. Can’t say much about your friends unless they share the same zodiac. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

You love your life. Everything is sorted, especially your finances and relationships. Then a stranger comes in and messes up everything. They are too well-dressed. Too successful. You want their life, but it comes at a cost, a sacrifice. You may just give in to your dark desires instead of being content with what you have. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You have this annoying habit that you worked really hard to get rid of. You spent months getting help and are absolutely certain that you’re cured. However, soon enough, you find that the things you were accused of, your bad habits, someone else is doing them. And you’re getting blamed. However, you begin to wonder…what if it is you? What if you were never cured?

By the end of the week, you will find out that you were framed by a loved one.