Horror Horoscope--May 25th to May 31st

 

 It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.

Aries: March 21 – April 19

You’re feeling pretty generous this week and end up offering people rides late at night. But being helpful takes a nasty turn when one of the passengers refuses to leave and begins ordering you around. At first, you use force and anger to get rid of them, but they stay put. By the end of the night, you will be forced into a nightmarish reality, and your passenger will turn out to be a supernatural entity you don’t know how to get rid of. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You live a boring life in a boring city where nothing interesting happens. This week, something interesting happens in your city. A strange phenomenon that becomes the talk of the town, and even more so when people start to transform because of it. Soon enough, when your neighbors undergo changes and begin to act weird, you decide that it is finally time to leave. So, basically, this is the event that causes you to finally leave your boring home. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

For some reason, you thought returning home would miraculously heal whatever is wrong with you. Unfortunately, it doesn’t. In fact, being with your family rakes up even more hurt and trauma that adds to your ailment. But that’s still not the worst of it. It’s when your issues manifest into a supernatural entity that begins to haunt you that’s when things get more complicated. You may survive, but the people around you may not. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

An inheritance is about to come your way. All you have to do is travel all the way to a place where a group of settlers despises you. But that’s not all they do. They also try to scare you by claiming to talk to the dead and don’t want you to get the inheritance. While you’re scratching your head about what is real and not, the locals are going to make sure you don’t claim your inheritance. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

You’re sick of having no friends and partners. This week, you’ll come up with the ingenious idea of turning your special skills at work into something you can use in your social life. Things turn out to be working well for you until the end of the week when your idea blows up in your face, you are caught up by your supervisor, and possibly expelled from your job. 

 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

A new romance is in the cards this week. Life feels so much better when you meet your soulmate who introduces you to new ideas and platforms. You will find yourself getting involved in their work, but soon enough, find your own life starting to spiral. Your partner will not help you during this, and that is when you realize you are in a one-sided relationship. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

Attending weddings is always fun. But the latest wedding invitation is to a haunted house. At first, you barely pay attention to the slamming doors and late-night howlings. But soon enough, the guests get possessed, and the bride and groom begin to exhibit strange behavior. You may be able to enjoy the wedding feast, but don’t expect there to be any other kind of parties. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

It’s someone’s special day in your family. Usually it’s about cake, gifts, and parties. But this time, it may be about inducting a family member into a longstanding family secret. They are not going to be happy to learn about this tradition, but it will be entirely up to you to make them understand the importance of family heritage. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

Being a snoop is like second nature to you. This week, you find a recording that you think holds secrets because it’s unlabeled. It does hold secrets. But you are not as ready for them as you thought. What you learn will turn your entire life upside down. And also put your life in danger. If anything, that should teach you to mind your own business. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

You think you’re quite the debunker, and off you go to tell a group of people that their beliefs are all lies. Of course, that turns out horribly wrong for you. These people end up putting a curse on you, which you think isn’t real. In the coming days, you will not only find out that the curse is real but that their beliefs may not be based on lies and superstitions after all. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

When you were not looking, someone put something valuable in one of your possessions. Now they are actively looking for it and threaten you to help them find it. Unfortunately, your memory isn’t that good, and it will take a long time for them to find their items. Luckily, you will find a way to gain the upper hand by getting to safety and running away with the item that you sell and become rich. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You like to conduct experiments, but they always produce peculiar results. This week’s experiment is even more bizarre than the previous week’s. The results aren’t just bizarre but explosive and unable to be controlled. Things get out of hand, some people are hurt, you get in trouble with the law, and your days of experimenting with things are over.