Horror Horoscope: 15th June to 21st June
It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the planets refuse to stay in their orbit and like to create chaos in your charts.
Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
You’re going to make it big this week. But only because you have decided to lie and cheat your way to the top. People will be skeptical of your ideas until you add supernatural elements to them. That will scare them into doing exactly what you tell them to. Unfortunately, ghosts and demons will get mad at you for exploiting them and begin to haunt you.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
You will not succeed in any of your endeavors this week. If you try to help someone, things will only get worse for them. You will not only have to face the consequences of aiding them, but also the evil that they get infected by. That evil entity will play mind tricks on you, causing you to harm your loved ones. By the end of the week, the evil entity will have left as if they never existed, but people will blame you for hurting others. No one will believe you were possessed by evil.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Some secrets are fun; others can lead to deep trauma. This week, you will learn a horrible secret about someone you thought looked harmless. Turns out they are plenty harmful and hurting their loved ones. You will try to be a hero and step in to help, but end up getting hurt in the process. It would have been a better idea to involve the law, but you will come up with that idea only later this week.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
You have always liked to be a responsible and nurturing figure in a child’s life. Unfortunately, the child you will try to help this week is a figment of your imagination. You were having a breakdown and didn’t realize the extent to which it would damage your psyche. The hallucination will make you do all crazy things, like making dolls out of weird stuff. By the end of the week, you may realize you turned yourself into a doll that no one wants to buy.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
This week, someone steals your pet project. Of course, you’re mad and hellbent on revenge. So what if you have to approach a witch to put a curse on him? So what if the witch demands payment from you? So what if you had to vomit kittens out? At least the person who stole your project is now cursed. He can’t use your project anymore, but neither can you because the witch is trying to steal your identity.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
For a long time, you have been helping stray cats and dogs. But when you don’t find any, you pick up an exotic spider and bring it home. The first thing the spider does is lay eggs. After there are multiple spiders roaming around your home, they decide to wander off to the other apartments. Neighbor complaints will be the least of your problems as you are threatened with eviction, while you overhear someone suggesting burning down the building to get rid of the spiders. Stick to helping cats and dogs.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
A missing family member from years ago will suddenly make an appearance. In a movie, no less. You will try to track them down, but be called a stalker and have a restraining order put against you. That doesn’t stop you, though. Your determination to bring back the missing family member is so big that you are ready to break the law. Turns out that is not your family member after all. You will be punished for breaking the law, but may end up in a mental asylum rather than jail.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You suspect someone is lying to you, and so you send a life-size doll to their house. These friends think you’re odd and so accept the gift until you turn up to stay over. They treat your presence with obvious annoyance. You won’t care because you want to know the truth. After they lock you out, you remember that you have bewitched the doll and can use it to get the truth out. You may learn the truth, but it may come at a cost.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
You are naturally clumsy at things, so no one trusts you with anything important. This week, in trying to prove you are responsible, you end up proving your critics because you drop something precious. Worse, you end up hurting someone in the process as well. You will go out of your way to hide your secret, but the truth will come out and put you in big trouble.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
You will encounter a literal monster this week at work. They will harm your coworkers, but you will manage to survive because of your wits. You will have to stay on guard because this monster seems to be stealing other people’s things to build itself all over again. You will escape from them for good, but it may require a small sacrifice from you.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
You have been feeling like you are stuck in your town. Every time you make travel plans, something comes up to ruin them. It’s almost as if your exit is being controlled by an unseen entity. But perhaps the worst part is the nightly curfew. You are told to stay indoors, unlike other people in other towns who can enjoy nightlife. There may be a way out through a lighthouse, but if you are wrong, you may end up in a drained swimming pool.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Imagine waking up from a nap only to feel so groggy you can’t make sense of time. It’s almost as if you are in a different realm where there are no doors and windows. Sometimes it feels like you’re not even there. And someone keeps moving furniture around your house. In the end, you may relocate somewhere that is darker and quieter. You will also never see your furniture again.
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