Horror Horoscope: 22nd June to 28th June
It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
The new friends you have recently made will invite you to their homes in a different country. Bitten by the travel bug, you will immediately agree and bring along your family to their house too. It doesn’t matter that you only knew your new friends for a week; they seem harmless to you. Unfortunately, they are not. They are very strict about boundaries and use them to control your family, too. You will try to construct your own boundary, but they will remind you that it’s their house and therefore their rules. Stuck in a foreign country, you are very likely to be trapped there for a long time.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
You never know how strong you are until you are put in a difficult position. This week, your friend will finally admit they are lucky to have you as their friend. Both of you will find yourself in grave danger. While you are able to escape because the stars favor you, your friend isn’t being saved by their stars. You show bravery by returning to help your friend while also defeating the people and circumstances your friend is caught in. You will be called a hero for a week until next week arrives, when your fortune may change.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Unlike the Taurian, who will be proclaimed a hero, you get the title of being the worst friend ever. You will drag your friends on a trip to a desert to shoot some videos for social media. There, you will encounter something strange that heavily influences your mind. Your friends may try to help you, but you will refuse to listen to them and physically hurt them. As the week comes to an end, you will realize your folly and also that you will be punished for what you have done. Punishing yourself may not absolve you from guilt.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
You are very much interested in research and head out to the middle of nowhere to look at some plants. A colleague of yours had come here and gotten lost, but that has not discouraged you from going on this trip. Eventually, you find your missing colleague, who seems to have lost their mind because they appear to be devoted to fungi. Try as you might, you too will be pulled into this cult that worships fungi and end up trying to feed it. No one is going to come looking for you.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
You may be running a successful business, but you need help. This week, your health may suffer, but fear not, a strange old woman will step into your environment to offer solutions. Your health and business may temporarily pick up before things go awry. Turns out that the old woman is a contact of someone you know, whom you accidentally harmed. They are here for revenge and have cast a spell on you because they are also witches. Keep your distance from the elderly this week. Maybe next week you can visit them for blessings.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
You think you know your staff, but you don’t. This week, you will host a lavish dinner party and look for anyone who may immediately agree to be your waiter. A young, mysterious woman will apply, and you will do absolutely no background check. The food turns out to give your guests something worse than food poisoning. The young woman you hired seems happy with the result, and then at the end of the dinner, she disintegrated into soil. She wasn’t even a real person, and you hired her!
Libra: September 23 – October 22
This week, you get to go on a tour of a mega popstar. You will attend every single concert and enjoy yourself. But you won’t mind your business. Once you realize there are hecklers and people spreading gossip about your idol, you will turn to violence. This, in turn, bans you from public events, which you bypass by donning disguises. Unfortunately, you are soon caught and dragged away just as the popstar finally notices you.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You will find yourself on the edge of a weird, curved structure with no memory of how you got there. After considering the laws of physics and making plans, you think you have found a way out until nature plays spoilsport and throws in rain to complicate things. You will slip, and the chances of survival begin to look slim.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
You live two different lives. One is of a high-fashion model, and the other is of a tech wizard. You will use both personas to catch a criminal this week. It’s not that you want the label of a hero, but you have decided to become a vigilante and use your skills to capture a violent criminal. Fortunately, you will succeed. Unfortunately, you will learn there are more like him, and you will have to continue your escapades.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
Smile and the world smiles with you. Unless you have a creepy smile, people will wonder what you are up to. This week, you will be surrounded by people who have a far more creepy smile than yours. You will try to avoid them, but they keep showing up everywhere. Even in your home. Turns out those people are not real, and you are hallucinating because you are cursed.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
You will lose your mind this week. Literally. You are already dealing with enough problems thanks to the planets every changing positions. So when someone from your past drops by and makes absurd claims about your family, you completely go over the edge, but end up attacking this person for revenge. You will later find help, but for some time you are bound to live in a fantasy world conuured by your insanity.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
You and your sister have never argued over anything before, until you come across a staircase in the forest. Then suddenly she disagrees with you and chooses to climb it while you prefer to be safe. As it turns out, you are right. She gets into trouble, can’t be saved, and you have to destroy the staircase to save the world. But no one in the world will know your sacrifices, and instead, keep prodding you with questions regarding your missing sister.
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