Horror Horoscope: 20th July to 26th July

 

It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.

Aries: March 21 – April 19

Do you like your neighbors? While you may have never bothered about them before, this week you will be forced to be social. A task will force you to initiate contact with them. While some of them aren’t so bad, you are bound to run into at least one neighbor who is eccentric. And dangerous too. They will try to enforce their beliefs on you with the promise of dessert after their lecture. It won’t be worth it. Plus there is no dessert. Only the scent of a candle. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

Humanity has gone for a toss this week. Including yours. When you realize that something of your own: career or life- is on the line, you decide to show everyone just how inhumane you are. You will go to extreme lengths to secure your life, even going as far as to stab a close one in the back. Not necessarily literally. The week will end with you getting what you want but losing respect of the people around you. But who cares, right?

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You will feel extremely talkative this week but find yourself in a place where people don’t like to talk. This will frustrate you and make you want to leave. Unfortunately, you will find escape impossible. Worse, you will be punished for breaking the “no-talking” law. Fate is on your side, though, and you will be able to escape; however, you may be stuck with a permanent souvenir. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

Not everything you find on the streets translates into a lucky penny. This week, you will find a rusted locket and think you’ve hit the jackpot. Unfortunately, the owner of the locket isn’t too happy you pilfered it and begins to stalk you and everyone close to you. The only way to rid yourself of this person is by returning the locket, but you’re too stubborn to do that. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

This week you get stuck with your annoying in-laws. They want to be nosy and interfere in every single aspect of your life. Your partner will be unbothered, of course, and accuse you of being the difficult one. Fortunately, the stars favor you, and you will come up with a good idea to get rid of them for good. 

 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You have good instincts and your intuition has never proved you wrong. This week, you will find your sibling’s or a close friend’s partner suspiciously sketchy. You know they are up to no good but can’t prove it. Luckily, you will be able to put your skills to good use and get them to confess their malicious intent. Unfortunately, the stars do not predict you will be safe from their violent nature. Exercise extreme caution. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

You have always been the quiet one in the room. The one everyone underestimates. The one no one pays attention to. So when you notice danger approaching, no one will heed your warning. You will find a way to escape from harm. The same cannot be said about those who ignore you. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

You’ve never bothered much with what the stars and planets predict. But you do believe in the cards. This week the cards will predict the same thing as the planet positions: you are in trouble. Dismissing the issue won’t solve it. You will be a victim of stalking and just barely manage to survive after you decide to use the card reading against your stalker. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

You are entering a new phase of life and decide to celebrate it in a remote house. Things go well for you and your friends at first, and you are enjoying the festivities, until the lights go off. Turns out the person you intended to spend the rest of your life with has a dangerous secret, one that involves harming you and your friends. Luckily, your partner underestimated you. Fate favors you this week, and you manage to get away from a toxic partner and their family. However, you will need to make new friends. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

Trying to earn a second income, you find an unconventional path to success. Unfortunately, you come across a controversial item or piece of news that causes a direct effect on your life and the world around you. You may be okay, but the world may no longer be safe. It will be all because of you. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

This week you will spend a lot of time on social media because you have nothing better to do. You will come across something troubling that you will not only want to report but take care of it yourself. This will propel you to seek an alternate career as a hero to the online people. Luckily, you will not need to invest in a costume and instead invest in tech knowledge. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

It’s party time for you this week. You will meet new people, especially friends of your partner. You may be judged for not being cool at first before you all come across something unsavory about your partner. You and your partner’s friends will group together to take down your partner. 

You may have to go on the dating apps again, but at least you have new friends. 

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