Horror Horoscope: 6th July to 12th July
It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
This week it’s going to be rainy. Whether it is summer where you are or not doesn’t matter. It’s going to be stormy, and you will feel generous enough to give someone shelter. Except this person is not really a person. Don’t worry, they’re not a ghost or a monster. They’re just a hallucination manifested from your guilt. This person was your victim. Your guilt will consume you whole.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
This week the tables turn on you. While you may have come up with an ingenious revenge plan for someone you know well, your haphazard planning will land you in trouble with them. Secrets will be revealed, you will get in trouble, and the person you set a trap for will escape. Your chance of survival depends on this other person’s mood.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
A work-related trip turns bizarre when you involve yourself in local legends. Your obsession with witches will land you in trouble, especially when you learn that your family is involved in witchcraft. By the end of the week, instead of freeing yourself and your bloodline from the curse, you will offer sacrifices to continue your good fortune streak.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
You will travel to your childhood home and feel like every person you meet is familiar. It’s the energy they give off that makes you feel like you know them well. The house you live in is weird too. For some reason, it keeps changing around you. By the end of the week, you will finally realize that the house, along with every person you have met so far, is an entity. You literally walked into the mouth of a monster.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
You have zero knowledge about rituals, especially those related to faith. So when you indulge in one, you naturally cause a disaster instead of fixing something. The result is an entity wandering about who starts bullying the elders in the town. Instead of everyone trying to help you, they blame you for the depleting population.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
A close friend throws a party for friends, and you are invited. At first, you aren’t too thrilled about meeting these new people who seem unstable. But then you all realize you have something in common. You are all being manipulated by the host, your mutual friend. You and your new friends will exact revenge on the host before breaking things off with them. This is a good week for you to make new friends and get rid of old ones.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
In trying to revive a dying career, you decide to research conspiracies and come across a global one. But the conspiracy leads to something dangerous. Turns out, random people are receiving gifts that cause them to be brainwashed into hurting people they love. You enjoy covering this story until you realize you were the first one to receive the same gift as a child. A reckless mistake on your part causes a global panic. You get famous for the wrong reasons.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
Let the dead stay dead. But of course you don’t believe in that. You and your family decide to revive a family member who has recently passed away. The ritual is a success; however, you also brought something evil through this ritual. The evil causes you and your family to attack each other, while the revived family member will stand and be a happy witness.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
It’s horror movie night for you, and you decide on a marathon of classic movies. There is one movie you have never heard of, and as you play it, you will find the monsters entering the real world. While they cause utter chaos in your town, you will find a way to defeat them. Impressed by your heroism, you will be pulled into the movie where you get to live the rest of the days as the protagonist whose only task is to kill monsters every day.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
This week, you will want to hide from the world. Part of it is because everyone is being annoying, but another part is that you’ve taken something that doesn’t belong to you. Unfortunately, you will hide in a place which is infested with bugs. The bugs lay so many eggs that the people around you start getting violently sick. The place where you are hiding will be closed down and demolished to contain the spread of bugs.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
You love to capture everything on camera rather than live your life. This habit gets you in trouble when you accidentally take a picture of an entity who begins to stalk you. Worse, they begin to take your life. While you are left stranded in a literal desert, this entity will successfully take your family and career.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Desperate for love, you will partake in a pagan ritual which spells nothing but trouble for you. Sure, you get the love of your life, but they are weirdly obsessed with you. They won’t let you see your friends, throw tantrums, and insist you spend every moment with them. You won't be able to break the spell and end up letting your partner make a wish to free you from the torment.
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