HORROR HOROSCOPE--3RD AUGUST TO 9TH AUGUST
It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
Being assertive isn’t going to go in your favor this week. If anything, it will backfire, and your deepest and darkest fears will come to light, and everyone will ostracize you. But this will also give you your two minutes of fame as everyone will be talking about you for a while.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
A work-related trip will put you and your colleagues in a heap of trouble. The normal elderly couple you are renting from are not as docile as you think. In fact, you need to keep your guard up around them. Fortunately, you are watchful enough to help yourself. Your colleagues are unfortunately too trusting. At the end of the week, you may be up for a promotion, being the only colleague left.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
You’re sick and should stay home, but you also don’t want to miss a party. While you have a lot of fun, you may accidentally infect another guest who apparently has a weakened immune system. This will result in the guest’s family blaming you and coming after you for revenge. Luck is on your side as you manage to overcome your enemies.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
Your weekend getaway and Airbnb booking will all go wrong. First of all, the place isn’t as idyllic as it looked in the photos. The locals hate you. Your car breaks down. The Airbnb is not as cozy, and worse, it is prone to trespassers. You will end up being literally tied up and tormented because you happen to be at a particular cabin.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
You have been waiting for your big moment for a long time and now that it’s already here, stress will get in the way. You will make a lot of mistakes, your friends will avoid you for being too weird, and your big moment turns into an embarrassment. However, this will end soon enough. But you need to hold onto your sanity until the end of the week.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
All you wanted to do was visit an event with your family. Unfortunately, things don’t go as planned. The security at the arena causes problems for you. Turns out your past problems create a hindrance big enough for you to not enjoy the event. You will end up leaving the event in a bad mood.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
The people you met on vacation are a whole lot of fun. They invite you to their home in another country. You foolishly accept only to find out it’s a trap. You will need to use sheer wits to get out of that mess. At the end of the week, you will escape with cuts, bruises, and also save another human who was trapped by the couple. Keep your friendly nature to yourself this week.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You win a trip to an exclusive resort. The resort is run by wealthy people and you make good connections at first until you realize that you can’t remember which day it is the next day. Dark secrets about your new friends and the resort will be revealed in due time. By then, you will have devised a proper strategy to get out of this mess.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
You are struggling but manage to get a helping hand from kind elderly people. Unfortunately, they are not so kind and are part of a cult. They begin to exploit you, and by the time you see the truth, it’s too late, and you have been brought into the cult against your wishes. But you will manage to save yourself through extreme measures.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
You have always followed the rules laid down by your parents, but now that you are older, you want to break those rules and make your own decisions. What you learn will change the way you look at your parents. But at least you are free from fear and learn to look at the world differently.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
The tables will be turned on you this week. You thought you were pulling a ruse on someone younger than you, only for them to flip the switch and put you in a position where you are in danger. Moral of the story: do not underestimate people younger than you.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
You already know people are jealous of your success, but what you don’t know is that your own family is against your dreams. This week you will find out just how far they are ready to go to make sure you never achieve anything. Fortunately, the stars are in your favor and protect you from malicious people.
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