Horror Horoscope: August 31st to 6th September

 

It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.

Aries: March 21 – April 19

You and your best friend have recently fallen out. This week, you will cross paths again when they are possessed by a spirit. The only reason you even help them is that you are the one responsible for unleashing that spirit. Eventually, you get rid of it by embracing your heritage and mending your friendship. The stars show that your friend survives this ordeal. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

This is not a great week for a family reunion. Yet, you decide to visit your parents along with your sibling. The house is no longer comfortable; your parents are not interested in bonding with you. Your mother goes away. Your father falls sick. Your sibling decides they do not want to undertake any responsibility and leaves you stranded. Wait until the end of the year for family gatherings. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

Things at work go horribly wrong. You thought you were getting a promotion, only to find yourself descending into a new role that requires you to perform a perilous task. You will not be able to perform it and get literally fired. After you are gone, you turn out to be of some use to your company. They benefit. You don’t. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

Unable to help a possessed person, you and your sibling come up with a brilliant idea to simply toss that person away. That backfires majorly as the possession spreads like a plague. All those infected become violent. Including your sibling. This is not the week where the stars show you triumph over evil. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

 You and your mother do not get along. Which is why this week you are reluctant to let them meet your new partner. You will think they disapprove of the partner, but actually your mother has been using her special skills to keep the demon inside your partner at bay. But due to the misunderstandings, you realize this too late, and your partner becomes fully possessed by the demon. 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You love to be in the public’s eye and have a good social media following. But lately, you want to attract a larger audience. This leads you to do something completely reckless which is to put yourself in a dangerous situation. While you manage to attract new viewers, you also accidentally unleash a dangerous spirit that leads to you being pulled into the ground by other angry souls. You are bound for posthumous fame. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

Reunions are never fun, especially the high school ones. Because that is where you not only encounter your friends but also your bullies. Naturally, this causes you to get irritated, and you end up making a mistake. To hide that mistake, you end up making several more. However, the stars are in your favor this week, so you end up surviving and also trumping your bully. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

No one likes you after you accidentally hurt a friend long ago. Everyone still remembers what you did. The worst part is you still remember what you did. So when aliens suddenly come to your neighborhood, they are so shocked by your secret that they react by being kind. They erase everyone’s memories about the incident. After they leave, you finally have neighbors who will like you. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

This is not the week to be charitable. You try to help a mother who is trying to protect her daughter from an evil curse and include yourself in the prayers and rituals. However, the mother turns out to be devious. She has included everyone in a ritual where the curse passes on from her daughter to all the participants, including you.

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

Influenced by literature, you decide to experiment by bringing a dead person to life. It works. At first. Then you need help from the parent of the patient you decided to experiment on. They are aghast at first, but become your lab partner. But when the experiment succeeds, the specimen no longer requires human food to survive. It wants something along the lines of toxic waste. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

While roaming about unknown places, you hurt yourself. The wound turns out to be sprouting weird moss. You think you are going mad at first when you begin to see ghosts. Then the world seems to be collapsing around you, and a new one is born. Chances are pretty good you have been infected and need help before you go completely insane. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

Family pressure makes you do weird things like pick up a strange egg while on a hike. The egg hatches and a weird creature requires your complete attention. You think it's cute at first until it begins to turn into you with violent tendencies. But since you are attached to it, you protect it even as your family decides to intervene. Your “child” will manage to survive. You may not be under the best stars at the moment.