Weekly Horror Horoscope--19th October to 25th October

 

It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.

Aries: March 21 – April 19

It’s one of those days that quickly turns into weeks. Nothing is going right, and you are made to see other people live wholesome lives. But fate takes a turn this week when you find a lucky charm. Your wishes do come true, but of course it comes at a price. The price is something that you like. You will not make the decision to get rid of the lucky charm because at least something is finally going right for you. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You will plan a trip to the beach for a much-needed rest only to go for a swim and flout the lifeguard’s warnings. Rough weather and the shark-infested waters will quickly pivot into a nightmare. If you watch enough survival movies and documentaries, you may survive. The lifeguard will not come to your rescue.  

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

You will meet the love of your life. It will be an exciting few days until you learn the true nature of your partner. They have secrets, and all of them are dangerous. You will either learn to accept your partner’s true nature or try to escape and end up being hunted by their protective associates. You won’t find anyone better than them, so it would be better for you to compromise. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

There’s a new ice cream man in town, but he only wants to sell to kids. You will try to get a kid to buy some for you, but the kid will end up eating the ice cream. Fortunately, the frozen dessert is contaminated, and the children have been falling sick. Before you can breathe a sigh of relief, you will find yourself being attacked by kids. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

 You will go on a safari trip to see animals and end up being left behind while gallivanting on your own to take photos. The animals have been bored for a long time and will be excited to see you, but you will misinterpret their excitement for aggression and piss them off. You may survive when your fellow travel companions remember you exist. 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

You have always been a favorite of the boss so when a new recruit enters the picture and your boss prefers them, you feel a little more than jealous. You begin to sabotage the new hire, but they are smarter than you. By the end of the week, the new recruit will receive a promotion, and you will be fired. Only later will you discover that the new recruit was never human once the company closes down. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

This week your beliefs will be challenged by someone older than you. Both of you will be engaged in a heated debate until you realize that their ideals are too radical. By then it’s too late, and you will be trapped in a space that they will control. You will manage to outsmart them through dialogue, but there will be some physical activity involved, so it is advised that you adopt an active lifestyle. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

In a mood to watch classics, you will come upon old videotapes and arrange a movie night. It is only midway through that you will realize the movie is actually real footage and you have inadvertently witnessed a crime. You will try to do the responsible thing, but the criminal in the tapes will seek you out and stalk you. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

You will be invited to a lavish dinner at a mansion. Excited, you will go without feeding yourself and then be disappointed to learn that the meal doesn’t contain anything edible. On top of everything, there is a weird contest that looks a lot like a ritual. You will be inducted into a cult without your permission. But at least you are a part of a supportive group. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

You will receive a strange call this week. The caller sounds a lot like you and claims to be a future version of you. At first, you will dismiss it as a prank before it reveals personal details about you. You will finally believe them until they tell you that you are in danger. Relationships will be strained as you suspect everyone. By the end of the week, you will find out that the calls were a prank from someone close to you. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

Your whimsical friend will make you watch a cursed video. Soon after, you will receive a phone call that claims you have 7 days to live. Before you even laugh it off, strange visions appear, and all your photos come out distorted. You have no choice but to investigate the matter thoroughly and manage to save yourself, but maybe not your friend. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

An antique will arouse your curiosity this week, and when you find out it is a musical instrument, you cannot help but play it. Of course it turns out to be a cursed object, and now you are haunted by terrifying entities that look a lot like an older version of you. Simply chucking the antique into a fire won’t help. You will have to gift it to an unsuspecting person.