Horror Horoscope: February 2nd to February 8th

 

Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope. Where does the time go? It's February already? 

Will the stars behave, or will they be merciful? Will you go on an adventurous trip or be haunted by ghostly sharks? Anything is possible. And this should scare you. 

Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week. 

Aries: March 21 – April 19

Looks are everything to you. You judge a book by its cover, and you judge yourself way too harshly. In fact, your parents encourage your obsession with looks and are willing to pay as much as you want to enhance your looks. Unfortunately, things go awry when you accidentally use the wrong cosmetic and spoil your visage. Now your parents are even more determined to fix your face, even if it means resorting to extensive surgeries. Buy a face cream instead and call it a day. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

You’ve always been bad at your job, but this week you’re going to be worse. You will fumble and cause a major inconvenience to the workplace, which will, luckily for you, not lead to your termination. However, you will end up falling sick due to some bizarre circumstances and end up infecting the entire staff. Call in sick and stay at home!

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

Good moments are often short-lived, and yours will be even shorter. But that one moment of happiness will give you the strength to carry on and face whatever challenges come your way. And there are plenty of them. Some of them are related to your health, and you will indulge in multivitamins only to realize they are not helping. Turns out you need to sort out your past before you can begin to heal. It was your mental health all this time. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

Road trips are fun, but that is only when you know the destination. This week, you will go on a road trip with your family, only to realize they are taking a detour to someplace you never wanted to go. You get pissed at being lied to, but now it’s too late, and you are in the middle of nowhere. You sulk while your family has the time of their life. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22 

You and your colleagues are called in at work to go and perform duties outside. As adventurous as it sounds, it isn’t when you literally fall into a hellhole. 

Even though you don’t get along with your colleagues, you will all have to work together to get out of this mess. Don’t worry, you are one of the survivors. 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

This week, traveling is not in your cards, yet you go and travel with your buddies only to end up, yes, you guessed it, hopelessly lost. Luck comes your way in the form of a large house where you can take shelter. But misfortune also finds you because the owners of the house are eccentric and, for some reason, like to play with fire. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

The past never stays in the past. It finds a way to tunnel into your future. You think you are ready to settle into a new life, but guess what, the ghosts of your past have found you and are wreaking havoc with your life. Luckily, you will find a way to defeat this evil and regain your life. But for some reason, your family will be pissed. It’s probably because it was your past that got them into trouble in the first place. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

A girl has drowned, and you and your family knew her. While you will be filled with sorrow, a gossip regarding her extracurricular activities piques your interest. The rumors become far more interesting than what actually happened to her, and you will feel almost guilty for indulging in gossip. But your curiosity will pay off when you find out family secrets that lead to the rumors being put to rest. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

This week, you will receive an inheritance. Unfortunately, it is not property or land. It’s just a box that causes you to have hallucinations. On the other hand, the hallucinations are a welcome escape from your real life, where you are dealing with one problem after another. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

You find yourself staying more indoors after the current world events cause you to have an anxiety attack. You no longer want to face this world and are happy to stay at home safe and sound. Except it won’t be safe when you suddenly feel a presence in your house. At first, you may be tempted to believe it’s paranoia. But soon you realize there is more than meets the eye. Perhaps going out once in a while to get sunlight may be far better for you than staying indoors all the time. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

You ate a little too much during the holidays, and now everyone is giving you a hard time about it, especially your peers. At first, you don’t let it affect you. But then you get affected. You will decide to lash out at everyone who makes fun of you and realize later that you are back to your normal self, and the people have moved on to bully someone else. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You have been looking for your estranged family member forever, keen to connect with them. But they never wanted to, so stayed away. This week, you will find them in the most unlikely place and start to stalk them, forcing them to talk to you. Except they make it very clear that they want nothing to do with you because you are very nosy. This week is about learning to stay within limits.