Horror Horoscope: February 9th to February 15th
Welcome to your Weekly Horror Horoscope, where the stars align with screams and the cosmos whispers chilling secrets! This week's astrological insights come with a terrifying twist.
This week is Valentine's Day. Will it bring you luck in love or another heartbreak?
Let’s see what the stars have in store for you this week.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
You’re not the kind of person who likes to apologize when you make mistakes. After all you’re very careful about your image. But a public incident has everyone sneering at you and expecting you to say sorry. As much as you hate it, you will eventually decide to publicly apologize just to regain your reputation. Some will, however, notice you are not genuine and avoid you anyway.
LOVE METER: Safe... for now. Stay away from dark basements.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
You possess an attractive quality that makes heads turn. This week, you will attract someone who becomes obsessed with you. While it may seem flattering to have a stalker, this person is more likely to annoy you with their constant presence until you decide to get rid of them. But they aren’t easy to get rid of, and you will eventually have to make a sacrifice, which may include you going without cosmetics for a day or so.
LOVE METER: Chance of heartbreak (literally). Keep a chest plate handy.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
A friend from the past will suddenly drop into your life and give you a present. At first, you will be grateful to receive a present, but soon enough, you will find that there is more to it than meets the eye. In fact, it may not even be a safe gift. But you will have trouble getting rid of it, and your friend will suddenly disappear again, so you can’t return it to him. Not every gift is a reward.
LOVE METER: Unlucky in love. Even the ghosts are ghosting you.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
You never received an inheritance from your family, so you are keen to steal someone else’s by tricking them. Of course, things don’t go well for you, and when your lies are revealed, instead of being punished, you are told to make a sacrifice after which you will be rewarded. This may seem odd to you, but your greedy hands are itching for wealth, and you are likely to do whatever it takes to get your hands on that money.
LOVE METER: Dead on arrival. Check for a pulse before the first date.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
Your sibling may be better looking than you, but that doesn’t mean they should get all the attention. But they do, and your insecurities will lead you to take extreme steps to change your appearance. After that, everyone begins to notice you, but for all the wrong reasons. But at least you’re more popular than your sibling now?
LOVE METER: High risk of "Til Death Do Us Part" happening way too early.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
Someone in your circle needed help all this time, but you were too self-absorbed to notice. This week, you will finally notice them when they literally send you a note asking for help because clearly you didn’t understand the subtle signs. You may genuinely want to help them, but instead of over-complicating things, putting everyone’s lives in danger.
LOVE METER: Seeing red. Unfortunately, it’s not from roses.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
You have a good eye for details, and you tend to notice things others have missed. While you are often lauded for this quality, this week, you will be subjected to ridicule when someone points out that you’re always criticizing things. The horror! You were just being helpful by pointing out errors, but now you’re being criticized? You may seek perfection, but clearly not everyone does. So let it go. Sometimes.
LOVE METER: Better off alone. At least the monster under the bed listens.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You will start a brand new business with your family and will be excited about it. However, things keep going wrong one after the other. As soon as you fix one problem, another one will erupt. Luckily, you have your family with you who will work as a team and help you solve all these issues. However, your business may take a hit. But at least your bond with your family gets stronger. So, that’s a win?
LOVE METER: A Match Made in Hell. Don't forget your fire extinguisher.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
After being let go from a toxic job, you are happy to have received an offer that leads you to travel a bit. This offer is so exciting that you are momentarily distracted from your surroundings at first and realize much later that you are being followed by a strange person. Trying to escape them, you enter a carnival and try to find a safe spot, only to find the stranger has spotted you. You may dislike talking to strangers, but talking to this one will lead you to finally solve some problems you never even knew you had.
LOVE METER: Fatal Attraction level. Change your locks by Wednesday.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
As a tech-enthusiast, you have all the latest gadgets. In fact, you will invest in whatever new gizmo comes onto the market without even checking the reviews. One such gadget will malfunction this week and stop following your prompts. You thought you were controlling the gadgets, but it begins controlling you. The worst part is, you won’t get a refund, and you can’t erase its memory of you.
LOVE METER: Cold-blooded. Your date has no heartbeat, and not in a sexy way.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
You like to travel to new places and learn about new cultures. This week, you travel to a remote place, eager to learn about lesser-known cultures, only to find out that superstitions and mythology have caused the locals to view you as an enemy. Your vacation will be terminated immediately, and you will have to return. Don’t expect to be refunded for this trip because you were warned by travel agents to avoid that place, and you still went.
LOVE METER: Warning: Soul-crushing. Keep your horcruxes hidden.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
Why buy expensive furniture when you can find second-hand furniture cheaper? You’ve always been the one to look for deals and free stuff, so when you come across a piece of furniture someone left behind, you immediately haul it into your home. But there’s a reason why this piece of furniture, with no flaws, was abandoned by its last owner. You find out why too late. The trauma from this incident will lead you to seek out help because everyone thinks you have lost your mind after buying furniture.
LOVE METER: Possession potential. That "spark" is actually a demon.
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