Horror Horoscope--June 1st to June 8th

 

It’s Horror Horoscope time again, because the cosmos refuses to mind its own business. Here’s what the stars are threatening you with this week.

Aries: March 21 – April 19

A new job opportunity pushes you to take the graveyard shift. In some cases, literally. You will initially be uncomfortable with new tasks, but that is before you find out that your manager has trapped you in this job. There is no loophole in the contract, and your new tasks give you nightmares and hallucinations. But the manager who you thought was your enemy will turn out to be your savior. However, don’t expect that you will be able to quit. You have been forever entrapped in this job. The pay is only sort of good. 

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

The past comes back to irritate you. Living a content life in a new place will do you little good when a past bully decides to call you and mock you. At first, you will be able to tackle them until they reveal that they intend to target your family. You will have to train your family to defend themselves against the bully. That turns out to be a relief until you realize there are two bullies who can’t seem to move on from the past. However, you and your newly trained family will be able to defeat them. 

Gemini: May 21 – June 20 

After being hunted for days, you will be caught and forced to join the hunters. This will play on your conscience, but it is the only way to survive until you gain the upper hand. Along the way, you will learn the hunter’s secrets as well as the people who are supporting them. You manage to survive the ordeal, but you will have to take some extreme steps to protect yourself. 

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

You love to gossip and share secrets. But this week, you will come across a secret that is bound to affect the whole world. It will be a big responsibility, carrying that secret which can change lives. There will be very few people you can trust with it. Luckily, a stranger will reveal that they, too, know the secret. Eventually, everything is revealed by the end of the week anyway, and in the process, you have made a new friend. 

Leo: July 23 – August 22

Someone you know goes missing after they went on a hike or camping. You and a group of people search for them, but it yields no results. 

When you go out on your own at night, you will find the missing person, but they are no longer the same. They have changed and appear almost monstrous based on their eating habits. Fortunately, you will survive. The group you are with stands little chance of survival. 

 

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

Your new role puts you and a coworker in charge of securing an important product. At first, it seems like an easy task because it gives you a lot of free time. Then you and your coworker get nosy and try to find out what exactly you are supposed to be protective of. When you learn the truth, you make the mistake of leaving doors open that lead to this important thing getting leaked. It contaminates the entire office, but luckily, a supervisor comes in and helps you contain it. You won’t get fired because your manager is infected by whatever you let out. 

Libra: September 23 – October 22

You think witches are harmless and are out only during the spooky season. Your limited knowledge about witches gets you in trouble when you visit another place. 

Not only will you find yourself in trouble with witches, but ancient witches who are even spookier and hellbent on putting hexes on trespassers. You will return home but with a curse on your head. 

Scorpio: October 23 – November 21

A rideshare turns into a horrific incident when the passenger you are with turns out to be a supernatural entity. They keep appearing and disappearing, then screaming in your face. Eventually, you will get lost in the woods where this entity finds even more room to harass you. Avoid strangers at all costs this week. 

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

Your friend begins to act strangely shortly after they found an artifact that they keep close to them. They keep pointing at something behind you or yelling about supernatural stuff. You decide to mind your own business until you suddenly find the artifact in your belongings. Your friend will also have disappeared, so you have no idea how to use it. An online search will give you the exact steps to get yourself cursed. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

You pride yourself on your incredible sense of direction. Which is why when you get lost this week, you feel too embarrassed to ask for help. This leads you to go further down the maze that is yellow for some reason and looks like an abandoned office. Also, there is some spindly creature lurking by, but you are sure it is only your imagination. Luckily, your friend who is searching for you will follow the same path you took to get lost as well. But at least you now have company. 

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

You believe in reincarnation and trust your dreams that indicate you have a soulmate. This week, you will meet someone who feels familiar. As if you have known them for a long time. Maybe in your past life. You will become obsessed and begin to stalk them, then get shocked when you learn that they have a new partner. Your obsession may not allow you to be noble. 

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

You are bad at taking care of yourself or making friends. This week, you will find yourself trapped with someone you dislike but must rely on them to escape because they are surprisingly good at survival skills. You, on the other hand, can barely tie two logs together to make a raft. You may be able to survive if you work together, but your arrogance won’t let you see reason.